Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[Oddity_13]

Ok, you ask a stupid question.

e.g.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Then the next poster ansers it.

e.g.

72

and asks thier own stupid question, to be answered by the nex poster, and so on.

Now that we got that out of the way..


Why won't cats eat out of your hand?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

because they're too busy eating out of your mom

why is the sky blue?

 

[Oddity_13]

Because it reflects your mood.

Seriously, have you ever looked at it while you where angry?


Why are you angry?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

because santa claus isn't real

where do babies come from?

 

[Resurrect]

stalks, duh

why do adults come from?

 

[maiden1]

A ""BIGGER STALK

If I spent $50.00 with my left hand and still had $20.00 in my right hand, how much money would I have left?...:Smug:

 

[SentinelSlain]

An amount.

Is it ok to ask a girl you don't know out?

 

[maiden1]

NO, YOU MUST GET IT ON WITH HER UGLY SISTER FIRST, SECOND AND THIRD TIME, SHE'LL BRAG ABOUT HOW BIG YOUR DICK IS, AND BRAG AND BRAG, THATS WHEN THE GIRL YOU DON'T KNOW WILL ASK YOU OUT....


OH, AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THAT BIG DICK, SHE KNOWS ALL YOUR FRIENDS....


Q) If a man had three wifes three cats and three flys....

how many pigs do you think each wife had??

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

a big dick

what's a henweigh?

 

[Oddity_13]

Depends on how much you feed it.

Why did a snail try to eat my mail?

EDIT: It, partially, succeded.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

to get to the other side.

is it mail time?

 

[Oddity_13]

No, DINNER TI------ME!! *Everyone runs away because I have suddenly become a wolf*

Is it possible that LOST will every address anything they showed in the previous episode, or will there just be continual story arcs?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

why do i not watch this show?

what would jesus do?

 

[Oddity_13]

Because you are not Jesus.

He would sit on his lazy ass and watch LOST!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

why?

 

[Oddity_13]

Because he follows in God's footsteps.

Why does every other religion have way more interesting Gods than Christianity?

 

[Black Friday]

God's the only god man.
What?

 

[Oddity_13]

Exactly what I was thinking.

WHat's a God-man?

 

[maiden1]

A God-Man is the opposite to God-Woman... tizz a frase, used in a sentence.."God-Man you smoked all my cones"..:Smokin:


Two men walk into a bar...

they both order two beers each and drink two beers each..

the barman says, that will be $12.00 thanks...:Smug:

my question is who orderd the lemonade?...

 

[Oddity_13]

The sober dude lurking in the corner.

Who THE FUCK invented smilies!?