Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[Oddity_13]

None, it will be fought with robots.

What is the meaning of cheese?

 

[FenriR]

Pfft. Everyone knows that to know the meaning of cheese, you must first understand the meaning of cow.

O rly?

 

[Oddity_13]

I don't know, ask the owl!

5 or 6?

 

[FenriR]

56!

Cake or pie?

(ooo flash of lightning just then. thank god for surge protectors. nice weather we're having)

 

[Oddity_13]

Well, I guess you could say Cake pie (being cake (any kind, really) mixed with apple pie) but if it was meat pie... I'm not sure I'd want to eat that.

So I choose Meat Loaf.

How many other planets support life?

 

[cadavria]

just another one : planet hollywood it's simple!
why does feet get stinky after spending a whole day wearing rangers under a burning sun and climbing a mountain?

 

[TheAnonymous]

To punish you for moving them around.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[maiden1]

because it was stuck to the punks dick

why are there police at my door

 

[cadavria]

Cos i was too lazy to come by myself and buy you hash so i sent them instead .
Why is dadda mad after mamma smached his car ?

 

[maiden1]

because he forgot to pay his car insurence....


If I was walking "not" running to town.

I see a man who was dressed as a clown.

I stopped the clown, he said to me.

How many balls in my hands do you see?

 

[Oddity_13]

You licked his testicles while he held them.

Jester vs Clown, fight to the death.

Who wins?

 

[Black Friday]

Both, since they're the same person.

Why are my guitar strings breaking?

 

[cadavria]

they are depressed , u'd better give them some valium
why feeling the need to peepee when u'r having an orgasm ?

 

[maiden1]

because someone turned the tap on, the running of the water makes you won't to pee...

Knock Knock...Who's there?

 

[TheAnonymous]

DEATH!!!!!

What happens when you reach the end of an endless line?

 

[Dr. Pete]

Nothing.

Where are my brown pants?

 

[Undying Daffodil]

Gravity...

How long is a piece of string?

Twice as long as half its length =P

Which do you prefer asking stupid questions or getting stupid answers?

 

[Oddity_13]

Nothing.

Where are my brown pants?

Who cares, just make the one's you're wearing brown.

Why does 1st Metalheads think that a jester and a clown are the same thing?

 

[maiden1]

^because he is the Joker^....


If BINGO was her name wot number was she?

 

[Dr. Pete]

Number 2.

Can you steal a Subway sandwich?