Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[SentinelSlain]

Carol Smiley.


What are living daylights?

 

[Oddity_13]

Ironicaly, they are daylights which have been risen from the dead (ZOMBIE VOODOO!!!)

Why is it so fun to mock things?

 

[cadavria]

because you can have double mocka coffee after
why is my hair straight when i get out from the shower then starts getting the more n more curly when it dryes ?

 

[maiden1]

Gravity...

How long is a piece of string?

 

[TheAnonymous]

as long as it takes

do black cats think superstitious people bring bad luck?

 

[mutantllama]

Yeah

How much is 2+2?

 

[Blind Guardian]

21 more than -18

Why is WeAreInFlames always picking on me in the GMD-forum?

 

[SentinelSlain]

He's flirting.

Why is my town so dull.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Because everyone´s dead.

Why haven´t i tried cocaine yet?

 

[SentinelSlain]

because it's bad

should I ask a girl I like out?

 

[mutantllama]

Yes
Why does Manowar kick so much ass?

 

[cadavria]

because he loves my ass
why does man stuck to the woman they think will be freaky in bed ?

 

[SentinelSlain]

cos we like em' freaky, one would imagine

I said I hope it rains on the way to a wedding and it did. How is this?

 

[Black Friday]

The rain god is here at last. REPENT YOUR SINS ALL WHO HATE THE RAIN!
What the fuck?

 

[SentinelSlain]

the fuck said try harder

why am I on here?

 

[Black Friday]

Because you wanted to.
What happened last night?

 

[TheAnonymous]

you commited suicide

how old is the queen of england?

 

[Black Friday]

She's 16
Why?

 

[Oddity_13]

Because he was thinking of dating her.

Will the Sun die out before killing us, or kill us before dying out?

 

[TheAnonymous]

First kill, then rape corpse, then die of cancer (It's getting tons of sunlight and no sun screen!)

How many people will die in WWIII?