Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[TheAnonymous]

Yes.

Can you eat a stolen Subway sandwich without feeling guilty?

 

[maiden1]

Yes

Could you eat a stolen Subway roll in a subway without feeling guilty?

 

[TheAnonymous]

of course

Do you think we should start asking different questions?

 

[cadavria]

of course , cos i wanna know who's gonna finally kill sponge bob .
So who is the inventor of the lasagna ?

 

[Black Friday]

Garfield obviously
Why are there sleeves for CDs?

 

[cadavria]

because the cd's think that's more fashionable !
why is there only one night per day ?

 

[maiden1]

Because there is only one day per-night..

How many bongs in a pound?


PS: Happy Easter ^cadavria^ and to all.

 

[cadavria]

as much as he can take
what is easter ?

 

[TheAnonymous]

Something about a bunny coming back from the dead.

Can you give me some apple pie?

 

[cadavria]

sorry PIE XII is dead , i think that even his bones are gone by now
how come smoking weed makes u fart ?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Because it's made from recycled cow farts that go into the earth and the plant eats it up.

What time is the best time to go to bed?

 

[maiden1]

goodnight!!

How many pigs in a bakers dozen?

 

[Dr. Pete]

As many that will fit in an oven.

How does the Price is Right loser sound effect go?

 

[maiden1]

from my loung it sounds like this: Three cheers for the greed prick "hip-hip for the greedy prickhip-hip for the greedy prick hip-hip for the greedy prick".


How many seconds can you count in 60 seconds?

 

[cadavria]

ummm 90 !
why is studying in Harvard fucking expensive ?

 

[Mythos Inibri]

as many as the same amount of letters

Why was St. Patrick a Christian?

 

[cadavria]

cos he believed in saints the bastard
why are tea leafes green?

 

[Mythos Inibri]

So people will think they are pot and get high

Why is "I told you so" a popular put down?

 

[cadavria]

I didn't tell anything !!!
what's an asshole ?

 

[TheAnonymous]

It's a hole that belongs to a donkey.

WHY IS CAPS LOCK ON?