Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[cadavria]

cos we still living on earth !
why is poopoo smelly ?

 

[maiden1]

Because it farted..

which hand do you use Left? or Right?

 

[Oddity_13]

No, and yes.

Do ALL Fairies were boots?

 

[cadavria]

umm i guess it's both but , when i was my hair i brush it with the ummm what the f***! i donno !
I wonder if my cat can understand me , i swear that when i talk to him he nodds when i am sure of sthn and he just ignores me when i start explaining complicated things .

 

[Oddity_13]

The answer to your "question" is obvious: You are the Beastmaster!

Now, Do ALL Fairies wear boots!? Damnit I need to know!

 

[maiden1]

only when at your house...



Did I get paid today?

 

[cadavria]

Obviously not , u still don't wanna go out for dinner with me
why do old people get smellier the more they grow ?

 

[TheAnonymous]

because it becomes harder for them to wipe after they take a crap...

to be or not to be?

 

[cadavria]

be be be a barbie doll !
why do fingers have nails?

 

[TheAnonymous]

To be purty!

Why don't snails have nails?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

because they'd get in the way of their tails

why is up?

 

[TheAnonymous]

Because is not down.

Where is hell?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

in my pants

did the south really lose the civil war

 

[TheAnonymous]

Yes, but they were too drunk to notice.

If a tree falls in an empty forrest, does it make a sound?

 

[maiden1]

If a tree falls in an empty forrest, does it make a sound?

Nope...""JUST MAKES A FARKIN MESS......

A man walks 10 kilometers to work and it only takes him 5 kilometers to walk home, WHY?

 

[Dr. Pete]

He hitchhiked.

What is the deal with this accent?

 

[cadavria]

i guess a blond
why do i stop seeing things whenever i close my eyes ?

 

[TheAnonymous]

Because there's someone who secretly turns off the light whenever you close your eyes.

Where is puppy heaven?

 

[cadavria]

Might be in hell
Why are zoophiliac strange?

 

[TheAnonymous]

They're not strange, they're just misunderstood!

Why do stinky people smell bad?