Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[cadavria]

Cos those who smell them have smelling problems !
Why are ants tiny?

 

[maiden1]

^so they can fit in the tiny hole.

Why am I thinking of Deep Purple?

 

[TheAnonymous]

Because they're deep. And purple.

Who invented the brownie?

 

[Oddity_13]

A guy with a sense of humour, clearly.

Who was the first to tell a "your mum" joke?

 

[maiden1]

your papa.. cos your mummas so fat...she is soooo fat, she was the first joke...


who's papa?

 

[cadavria]

I am !
Why can i understand some spanish when i have never learnt it before ?

 

[FenriR]

You are a psychic and your brain will now be stolen by the government or aliens, depending on who gets to you first, for bizarre experiments involving bubbling vats and your eventual rebirth as a mindless automaton that can kill people with your mind.

Can you tell I've been watching FireFly?

 

[SentinelSlain]

not overly

What was the day before tomorrow like?

 

[maiden1]

I'm in your tomorrow, tizz raining, so your stuck with what you got today

How is my yesterday?

 

[Alasdhair]

Not as good as your tommorow!

Shall the yes be good?

 

[maiden1]

only if your no is bad.


3 blind mice, how did they run?

 

[Dr. Pete]

Like little girls.

Who keeps stealing my Subway sandwich?

 

[maiden1]

The Dish that ran away with the Spoon.

If birds fly south for winter, where do the birds from the south fly to?

 

[TheAnonymous]

To Mongolia.

If A is B and B is C, what is W?

 

[maiden1]

Y..

how can i think if the zilon <(spell) fuckers are making so much fucking noise, the bastards, every fucking sunday..

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

because you find it strangely sexy

how can strange things be sexy?

 

[TheAnonymous]

Because they have pictures of hot naked chicks on them.

How big is something that's really really big?

 

[waif]

still smaller than my dick

why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[maiden1]

because it was being chased by 500 starving Africans.

why do pigs fly?

 

[phantomfreak]

They Don't

Why don't Cats and Dogs get along?