Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[maiden1]

because they can't afford it...

How much is along...:Smug:

 

[TheAnonymous]

|-----------------------------------------------| That much

Does she really sell sea shells by the sea shore?

 

[cadavria]

Of course ,otherwise how could the living sea shells get their shells ? huh ?
Why is it already so hot here that i am obliged to go to work in thongs , teeshirt and shorts ?

 

[FenriR]

It isn't hot enough if you're still wearing the t-shirt and shorts.

Is there a god?

 

[maiden1]

No, just you, you are your god, If you wont help, help yourself. If you wont to know why? Ask yourself. You are the answers to your own Questions.

was noddy really gay?

 

[cadavria]

nah he was just a fish
Why does the rainbow fly ?

 

[maiden1]

Only in your dreams cadavria..only in your dreams...

why is black not a colour?

 

[Mythos Inibri]

because black is the color of your soul

was chuck norris really a gay jew?

 

[TheAnonymous]

No, he's a lesbian budhist.

Do blowjobs grow on trees?

 

[cadavria]

Nah they grow on man's heads but they are too hight for normal girls to reach just like Micheal angelo's solos for emo's .
Why are emo's emo ?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

because they can't be emus

what are they gonna do when they come for you?

 

[EyeballKid]

Tell em "dese ain't mah pants!"

Who ya gonna call?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

certainly not the ghostbusters

do i love Neurosis because i'm neurotic, or am i neurotic because i love Neurosis?

 

[EyeballKid]

A, but only because you and the band are crazy, and thus the question is irrelevant.

Why should pizza always have toppings?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that depends on what you consider a topping

can a "soft-baked" cookie be too soft? the one i have is pretty much crumbling whenever i pick it up

 

[EyeballKid]

No, you are just cookie-challenged.

What's the deal with caffeine-addiction?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

because crack just isn't good enough for some people

why isn't crack good enough for some people?

 

[maiden1]

Some people like the hole shabang..

why is shabang the hole thing?

 

[TheAnonymous]

Because it's gay.

What is KFC really made of?

 

[EyeballKid]

Deer meat, squirrel, and chicken feces.

Was Colonel Sanders a Confederate soldier?