Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[666Metal666]

i never asked him
why can't you see your butt ?

 

[cadavria]

Cos i'v been sitting on it for soo long it became huuge n now it's so big i can't even find it when looking in the mirror .
Why do i always fall asleep when any one tries to have a ^grown ups^ conversation ?

 

[666Metal666]

cuz you're not grown up yet

why do we eat ?

 

[maiden1]

because if we don't eat we don't shit and if we don't shit, who the fuck is going to use up all the cheap ass toilet paper?

why does the sun shine?

 

[cadavria]

Cos he wanna us to pay him attention .
Why do i have a cat ?

 

[maiden1]

To catch the bird that 8 your spider uke:

why did the cow jump over the moon?

 

[cadavria]

she wanted to loose weight , cos she's a woman
why am i bored ?

 

[666Metal666]

you can't be bored cuz bored is not you

how can i fuck ?

 

[maiden1]

with an Axe.

why is it now and not then?

 

[666Metal666]

cuz "then" is after "now" so if it is "then" the "now" is over and "now" can't be over cuz "then" didn't come yet PLUS "then" is not ready to come now cuz "now" must be over first but in reality "now" is not over yet cuz "then"...................etc.

why do everyone love sex ?

 

[cadavria]

Cos They are bonobo monkeys
Why do i have to bear some shitty relatives

 

[Mythos Inibri]

'cause if you don't they will murder you while you sleep

why ih "ning nang nowzers" the secret language of the insane?

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Because English is an impure language to begin with.

Why haven't the States adopted metric?

 

[angelic-rage]

because they all turned into pork pies

why am i watching braveheart?

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

You are either Caledonian or an admirer of Celtic bellicosity.

...hmmm, why is he watching Braveheart?

 

[angelic-rage]

i dont know im seriously bored.

why do we exist?

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

Something somewhere was likewise bored.

Why do women have titties?

 

[angelic-rage]

so you have something to look at when they are talking to you

who wants ice cream?

 

[maiden1]

You scream I scream we all scream for ice cream.

why is it the man always has to kill the spider?

 

[ramses]

Because he thought it was a movie about a heart that dared to jump out of someone's throat, and try to make it on it's own.

What is 1+1?