Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[maiden1]

wot sig

If I had 4 eggs and gave you 4 eggs, how many eggs did I really have?

 

[angelic-rage]

he meant his ensiferum sig

umm none because lizards ate them

why do i keep posting on this thread?

 

[maiden1]

because you like boys

Y is your mother from both sides of the family?

EDIT: now i see i didn't know you had posted

 

[angelic-rage]

sometimes you have to get the phone unblocked before you can use a new sim card with it

who invented jeans?

 

[maiden1]

the tooth fairy.

how many steps would it take to cross a bridge with no steps?

 

[angelic-rage]

twelve

what program are you on?

 

[666Metal666]

internet explorer

what's your plans tonight ?

 

[angelic-rage]

no, my internet is quite slow

anyone else hungry?

 

[maiden1]

Yes, I'm a winner.

anyone know the time on Mars?

 

[666Metal666]

I dont know they have their own large ben

anyone know the time on earth ?

 

[Fenrisúlfr]

1pm yesterday - 1pm today I think...

What will the markets do tomorrow?

 

[maiden1]

Pack up and go home.

How much space does space need?

 

[angelic-rage]

no, the olympics are in beijing this year

what dvd am i watching?

 

[666Metal666]

sony???

a woman that doesn't give birth, married a man named jack, can her doughter give birth ?

 

[angelic-rage]

no, they did a spin off but it didnt really work

why is up down and down backwards?

 

[cadavria]

Of course she cannot, she's sterile wich is a genetic dominanant caracter !
Why do u have swolen red eyes when u spend more than 14h sleeping ?

 

[666Metal666]

cuz you spent 13h tring to sleep and you slept only 1h

why does school exist ?

 

[angelic-rage]

Of course she cannot, she's sterile wich is a genetic dominanant caracter !
Why do u have swolen red eyes when u spend more than 14h sleeping ?

you got ninja'd

uh because the pound is stronger than the euro

why did we evolve into lizards?

edit: dammit i got ninja'd too

 

[maiden1]

Because you watch too much V

WHY DID THE FAT LADY SPRINT ACROSS THE ROAD?

 

[angelic-rage]

because she had a deathwish?

why did the chicken cross the road?