Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[megamaniac]

your mom grounded you

should I slice off my penis? and if so, should I flush it down the toilet, or should I throw it in the blender and make a nutritious smoothie

 

[HipnikDragomir]

All of the above.


Why is it so damn windy outside?

 

[AllShallFall]

Because air pressure differences move air, causing wind

Why does Southern California never fucking get cold?

 

[AllShallFall]

 

[The Butt]

Because Amurrica doesn't get cold like here in Canada.

Why is Canada so fucking awesome?

 

[SilverCrank]

Because the beer is stronger, making the chicks better looking.

Why do chicks get uglier with age but men get better?

 

[BroughtToTheirKnees]

Because living an entire life envying men, they start to look like men

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

 

[The Butt]

Yes.

Why do cigarettes kick so much ass?

 

[SilverCrank]

Because they produce a calming relaxing effect, while taking off all the old crotchety years of your life.

Why does the radio play crappy music?