Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[MoonlightOrchid]

Damn, I knew I forgot something!

Why is your avatar a martini glass with a hanging man in it?

 

[666Metal666]

you see, your question is so stupid that no one could possibly answer it all that time

why is it so hard to ask a stupid question while asking a smart one could be easy and why does this threat exists anyway ?

 

[divine_torture]

You asked two questions, thereby nullifying a legitimate answer.

Why aren't you all talking about Katatonia's upcoming release?

 

[Badbird]

Because you fucking are.

Why doesn't divine tourture post here anymore?

 

[theoden236]

Because he's doing some diving torturing.

Why can't I think of a stupid question?

 

[Kara-Shehr]

Because your stupid

Why does poop smell and taste so awful why can't it taste and smell like chocolate?

 

[Badbird]

Because your mom not educated like you are



Why are there smart disability people?

 

[Kara-Shehr]

God slid his hand across the keyboard one day and said let there be smart disability people!

Why is Charles Manson a bad man?

 

[Badbird]

Because his wanted to be a rock star but it failed so he became bad when murdering innocent people.


Why won't pigs fly?

 

[Kara-Shehr]

Because we wouldn't be able to eat bacon.

Why so serious?

 

[Badbird]

Because the Joker is.


Why can't you piss in the window?

 

[Kara-Shehr]

Because it's flat.

Why can't you touch the sky?

 

[Badbird]

Because your too short


Why isn't there a holiday for Lincoln and Washington?

 

[Kara-Shehr]

Because they are too ugly and smelly.

Why is pizza round?

 

[Tanya666]

Its tastier when its round, so from now on you only get round pizza's

Why if you jump up in the air, you dont stay in the air?

 

[Altana]

Because the planet is attracted to you and has to jump to meet your feet.

Why is rape worse than theft, assault and murder?

 

[mtlfrm]

Because its the only one your (figurative) mum would enjoy.

Whats another word for a triple nipple?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Herpes.
What would it take to get some nice woman to come here and cook me a chicken and mushroom pie with roast potatoes?

 

[Susilapsi]

It takes a nuclear war.
How does Kenny always get back to life in South Park?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Islam brings him back to life.

Why can't I be bothered to go out tonight?