Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[maiden1]

Why is tricking your boyfriend who want to leave you to get pregnant and keep him with you bad ?

Thats not the answer Ladies

Why do I have to work tomorrow saturday at 9.00 am??

shit

Because you don't know how to say NO and you like the money

What does the Roll mean in Rock 'N' Roll?

 

[Ankalupe]

'cause that how you finish after a moshpit....rolling


WHy do I like money..???

XD

 

[cadavria]

Because it allows you to buy elder points at vampire online .
What's wrong with farting in public ?

 

[Ankalupe]

nothing ..like Shrek better outside than inside!!!!

why midgets are so cool???

 

[DamageInc.]

warm air gets up oO

what is wrong with my gamepad?

 

[Ankalupe]

it's covered on beer!!!!!!

why do you have to deal with drunk people..?

 

[666Metal666]

cuz they might deal with you

why the word cool is used to represent cool people ?

 

[Ankalupe]

cause Hot means naughty things....


Why are you so cool?????????


XD

 

[666Metal666]

cause i'm not hot

why blood is red ?????

 

[maiden1]

because it goes faster.

who shot ol yella?

 

[DamageInc.]

Blame Canada

Where is Baldo?

 

[Ankalupe]

dunno!!!!!

what's a Badoo???

 

[duckduckKILL]

kinda' like myspace, hi5 or bebo.
why do people fart?

 

[Vilewoman]

To release the gases that are brought on from digestion and swallowing air.


Why do men not know a good woman even if she jumped up smacked him in the face and said hey dumbass!

 

[cadavria]

Because they think they are unique .
Where does Mr.Right live ?

 

[Vilewoman]

In our Imagination
Why do people not know cool words like spiffy anymore?

 

[cadavria]

Cos those words makes their brains confused .
What's wrong with desiring a man who's 20 years older than you ?

 

[Vilewoman]

Inability to keep up on the bedroom? (Actually not a damn thing darlin
Why must coffee taste like the nectar of the gods in my mouth?

 

[Lhorian]

Because our brains turn everything that is bad for us into something that we want.

How will the next birthday party I attent affect the rest of my life?

 

[Vilewoman]

Horribly, you will dress up in costume and some midget will hump your leg.
Why do people who wear glasses think turning up the volume on the tv set will help them see it better?