Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[cadavria]

Cos the Ghouls never existed.
Why is the F word censored ?

 

[Ankalupe]

cause we have to save the world..


why do we have to wake up with hang over????

 

[maiden1]

why do we have to wake up with hang over????

Because it sounds better than a,'Hang Under


Why dose christmas always cost me?

 

[Ankalupe]

hahahahahahahhaa

cause you need another job


Why is here so hot????

 

[Dr. Pete]

Because you are not there.

Who is this midget rubbing against my leg?

 

[Ankalupe]

pluto!!!

Why do we have to believe in Father Xmas'?????

 

[Vimana]

Because fish can't fly.

Why does it snow?

 

[Metal rebel]

because jesus is coming..(hmmmmmmmmmmm)

why do we have to watch tv?..hm

 

[Vimana]

Because I forgot to take the trash out

Why do penises get hard?

 

[Metal rebel]

because they desperately want to reach the sky


who owns this place?

 

[Vimana]

This place

If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?

 

[cadavria]

Of course it does as the aliens are watching our every move !
Suppose that you bit someone's neck till it bled and then he asks to bite you back, would you let him bite you knowing that he have AIDS ?

 

[DamageInc.]

Im pretty much infected anyway cause I bit him to the blood, so fuck it.

what is Marge Simpsom able to hide in her hair?

 

[cadavria]

A ManBearPig of course !
Why is every girl on earth starting a new diet right now ? Oo

 

[maiden1]

because their all tooooo FAT

Why is the fuel still way too high :Smug:

 

[Ankalupe]

cause saddam's dead!!!

Why do i have to deal with stupid people at my job????
(already know the answer)

 

[cadavria]

Cos I'm a tiny mean midget .
What's wrong with eggs !

 

[maiden1]

they stink

why does it take three blonds to change a light bulb?

 

[cadavria]

Cos the light is yellow duh !
Why is tricking your boyfriend who want to leave you to get pregnant and keep him with you bad ?

 

[Ankalupe]

Cause I dunno!!!!!!

Why do I have to work tomorrow saturday at 9.00 am??

shit