Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer.

[cadavria]

Piss !

What is the colour of the tomatoes ?

 

[SentinelSlain]

blue


why do I have to eat more of everything I hate to so the bile gets made watery or something!

 

[cadavria]

Cos it's a sick world .

Why am i looking for very oldr men ?

 

[SentinelSlain]

to annoy me

why does great kat have to say sick things so I can't get into her music because she grosses me out.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

because you've never masturbated to tubgirl

why is my hair wet?

 

[maiden1]

Because you were taken a piss standing on your head.

Who will win the most Gold medals at the games starting 08/08/08?

C'MON ENGLAND

 

[cadavria]

Probably China

Who wants to get drunk with me ?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

anyone that lives near you and wants to get drunk

why is the grass green?

 

[cadavria]

Cos it's jealous of the blue sky .

Why is wearing very short skirts prohibited in hospitals for nurses ?

 

[SentinelSlain]

There is a set uniform anyway and that would just be ridiculous.

If I buy a load of fake rolex watches in turkey again and tell girls it's real, will they think I'm rich?

 

[666Metal666]

no but maybe when you buy a fake ferrari

why are tokio hotel GAY ?

 

[Guthix]

because ducksauce

why is rap liked?

 

[Blind Guardian]

Because it´s cool to be black.

Why is samba liked?

 

[cadavria]

Because it's made of stone.
Why am I tired from guys ?

 

[Sisyphus's Struggle]

Because your sig is to big.

Why Metallica is Black Metal?

 

[Bassman366]

Because of the high talented musicians they are.


Why are you crying like a stupid baby?

 

[cadavria]

Because i wanted a long haired man !
Why are there footprints in the sand ?

 

[Ankalupe]

'cause you were walking in circles...


why do I have to live in the end of the world?

 

[Dr. Pete]

There's no more room anywhere else.

What is this thing that keeps rubbing against my leg?

 

[Ankalupe]

'cause is too big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


why is my glass empty??????