The News Thread

[CiG]

Not women but rather feminists and corporatist-progressive parasites.

They don't want women to have their own shit because they don't actually genuinely give a fuck about women.

As long as they don't reduce the requirements for what is necessary to be considered a Whatever Scout, I don't see the big deal.

Isn't there a girl scout organization in America?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Isn't there a girl scout organization in America?

Yeah but do they need to be segregated?

(Rhetorical question, of course. If they were both eliminated and replaced with the Child Scouts, you'd have Boy Scouts parents complaining that requirements were being softened, or Girl Scouts parents complaining for whatever the opposite reasons would be.)

 

[CiG]

Yeah but do they need to be segregated?

Well, you won't know until it is done and it might be a disastrous mistake made for pretty much no reason.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... HBB acting like he never went door to door selling girl scout cookies.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

All the female classmates I knew that sold Girl Scout cookies in elementary school were kind of the uppity bitch types, the kinds that sought extra credit and extra attention over everything. There were times where my only friends in school were female and I was definitely on the wussy side, but I got along better with the nerdy girls.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

there were times? You being a little girly wuss is pretty much your life story. Its probably why your dad doesn't speak to you anymore.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Nah I had male friends, after all the female ones never would have molested me.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

"LOOK I'M NOT A WUSS I HAD A MALE FRIEND"

 

[CiG]

... HBB acting like he never went door to door selling girl scout cookies.

That's what lead to his boyfriend molesting him.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... whit a champagne bottle.

 

[CiG]

James Damore has an 'above decent' chance of winning his legal case against Google.

 

[The Ozzman]

@HamburgerBoy the girls will have a path to Eagle Scout which is bullshit. Coed programs already exist in the BSA. Why change it?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

What makes that bullshit? I don't know anything about being an Eagle Scout. Was there previously a requirement about having your balls cupped by your camp leader 100 times before promotion?

 

[The Ozzman]

Was there previously a requirement about having your balls cupped by your camp leader 100 times before promotion?

Why don't you have 3 of those badges then?

 

[CiG]

Was there previously a requirement about having your balls cupped by your camp leader 100 times before promotion?

Are you saying only males have balls!?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Why don't you have 3 of those badges then?

Because the only fire I ever made as a kid was toasting my bread on the highest setting.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I still don't see the big deal btw. Some serious male fragility going on here.

*sips cup of cishet tears*

 

[CiG]

Are you shaming men into perpetuating toxic masculinity!?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Men are shameless pigs tbh

 

[CiG]

That's speciesist.