The Official UM Confessional

[panzerfaust666]

quite the confession.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Some things are best left unsaid.

 

[panzerfaust666]

precisely.
especially something of that proportion.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Thats like confessing your a witch unprovoked in a medival crowd.

Get the stakes.

 

[Valerie]

I hate apple pie.

 

[FerretallicA]

I hope you were joking.

Well... I'll admit Metalocalypse has its moments. The first two statements though... FACT. For further consideration:

3 of Metallica's 4 best songs ("The Outlaw Torn", "Fixxxer", "Bleeding Me", "Dyer's Eve") are off "Load" and "Reload".

Ripper >>>>>>>> Halford

Oh I forgot one more. Replacing Blackmore with Morse was the best decision Deep Purple ever made. Everything they've released since then is gold.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Arson it is?

I'll get my plane ticket to Australia.

 

[Rumpole]

Well... I'll admit Metalocalypse has its moments. The first two statements though... FACT. For further consideration:

3 of Metallica's 4 best songs ("The Outlaw Torn", "Fixxxer", "Bleeding Me", "Dyer's Eve") are off "Load" and "Reload".

Ripper >>>>>>>> Halford

Oh I forgot one more. Replacing Blackmore with Morse was the best decision Deep Purple ever made. Everything they've released since then is gold.

Dyers Eve is off ...And Justice For All.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I stick my dick between my legs and pretend im a girl.

 

[The Ozzman]

I stick my dick between my legs and pretend im a girl.

Quote of the year.

 

[mutantllama]

I stick my dick between my legs and pretend im a girl.

ORLY?

 

[Vimana]

I'm starting to get tired of Death Metal. I know it sucks.

 

[Vitor]

I stick my dick between my legs and pretend im a girl.

does you mom know it???

motorhead sucks beyond anything
and the boyle on his neck gives me nightmares

dude, you never saw them alive

 

[panzerfaust666]

and how the fuck would you know that?

 

[Ben_t]

Arson it is?

I'll get my plane ticket to Australia.

*plain ticket

 

[Matt]

Metalocalypse really isn't that funny. At all.

It's not fucking hilarious, but it does have it's moments. It's also nice to watch a show tied to metal.

 

[Vitor]

and how the fuck would you know that?

cuz everybody that saw them alive know that what you said is a big mistake.

btw, i did and was a great experience

 

[FerretallicA]

does you mom know it???

Does she know? Dude, that's where he learnt it from.

 

[Vitor]

just cuz i forgot the letter r

does youR mom....

easy to know that i'd just eatten a letter

 

[ohiogrinder]

motorhead sucks beyond anything
and the boyle on his neck gives me nightmares

you should be kicked in the balls for that comment

and the 80s > all other decades simply because of grindcore and the crossover.