The Official UM Confessional

Well why are you a vegetarian?

Because if it's about treatment of animals you shouldn't be eating nothing but free-range eggs.
Well actually the eggs we get are from local farmers here. We get them because my dad works at a health food store so we get food cheap there.
 
Well why are you a vegetarian?

Because if it's about treatment of animals you shouldn't be eating nothing but free-range eggs.

There are lots of reasons to be vegetarian.

I'm also ovo-lacto veg. I prefer free range eggs, but I figure doing what I can is better than doing nothing. Are you saying that if you can't get free range eggs then you might as well slaughter cows too?
 
That was a really obvious sexual inuendo.

oh cmon, get your mind out of the gutter. its a judas priest reference!

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