The Official UM Confessional

[False Joe]

i have a crush on a veggie girl. if it came down to it, i dunno which would be more important. my love for her, or my love for a nice juicy steak...
~gR~

...

Make a nice juicy steak OUT of her?

 

[genocide roach]

yeah, vegitarians are kind of like cattle arent they.
~gR~

 

[mutantllama]

Yeah we are. HEY, I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE THINKING! I WILL NEVER BE A STEAK! *Pulls out a gun* MWAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[mutantllama]

another confession, i dont like multi quoting. its a pain in the ass because i can never remember how to spell everyone's screen name. if only i could label you guys "fucktard 1, 2, 3, etc." and have it come up with the associated person. that would make it easier. but then id have to remember the numbers...
~gR~

Yeah, I double post a lot also. I prefer having different subjects on different posts. Also it increases my post count more and the higher the post count the bigger e-p3nor.

 

[Cythraul]

Objectively, though, the 60's was the golden age of modern music.

How?

 

[genocide roach]

yeah, the 1800s were the golden age of music
~gR~

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Notice he said "modern music".

 

[genocide roach]

yes, but music > modern music

i'm bored.
~gR~

 

[Satanstoenail]

and britany spears is considered one of the best artists in pop history.

No she's not.

 

[cookiecutter]

I confess I have been completely addicted to the Beach Boys the last few days. My lastfm is going to look odd this week.

 

[sevag00]

Let's see...
My cheeks get red when i talk to a girl for the first time.
I am very good at Mathematics and Physics.
I have never listened to Judas Priest, Black Sabbath and never will.
I am a hopeless romantic guy.

That's it for now.

 

[False Joe]

yeah, vegitarians are kind of like cattle arent they.
~gR~

Stupid, and making constant repetitive noises?

"Moooo. Eat vegetables. Moooo. Think of the animals"

 

[mutantllama]

 

[Zephyrus]

What about seafood?

 

[mutantllama]

I don't eat seafood. I eat dairy products and eggs though.

 

[False Joe]

Well why are you a vegetarian?

Because if it's about treatment of animals you shouldn't be eating nothing but free-range eggs.

 

[Catastrophic]

Well why are you a vegetarian?

Because if it's about treatment of animals you shouldn't be eating nothing but free-range eggs.

Cattle Decapitation fan??

 

[False Joe]

No.

Wait for it...

A cattle decapitated fan. Ba dum bum tssssssssch.

 

[genocide roach]

Stupid, and making constant repetitive noises?

"Moooo. Eat vegetables. Moooo. Think of the animals"

yeah, they just march around in circles eating green stuff...

except for that one chic, shes ok
~gR~

 

[False Joe]

yeah, they just march around in circles eating green stuff...

except for that one chic, shes ok
~gR~

Exception that proves the rule