The Official UM Confessional

[Zephyrus]

Don't own any Death, Saint Vitus or Iron Maiden.

 

[DarkBliss]

Ha, if it's about "essential" albums I'm missing, the list would be a looooong one. I'm in rehab from CD-R hoarding.

 

[Vitor]

I love Duran Duran. Im not actually embarassed at all about that. Ah well.

you don't have age enough to like duran duran

 

[ohiogrinder]

I fuck little boys and livestock













seriously, though

musicwise?

I don't own ANY Iron Maiden records

to me, Venom and Motorhead are more important bands than Priest or Maiden

power metal usually sucks

I find the Human League and other androgynous new wave to be fun and extremely catchy

I don't listen to Cradle Of Filth or Dimmu Borgir

on the contrary, I actually like Bolt Thrower and find their detractors are missing out on their earlier grindcore oriented albums.

I find most punk-oriented music to be awesome, although I find oi to atrocious garbage.

I'd think of more but I'm drawing a blank

Non-music:

I don't like The Big Lebowski (its just not funny, sorry)

I hate Islam and other totalitarian religions (that includes Fundamentalist Christianity)

I find most women to be shallow and stupid

I don't own a car and probably never will

I have a thing for corny sitcoms

I enjoy reading about true crime and the supernatural, and I LOVE the History channel and MSNBC (except for Keith Olberman, he should keep his opinions to himself. damn liberal media!)

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I'm so much more awesome than i've led you all to believe.

 

[Ender Rises]

 

[The Ozzman]

Why would someone not want to own a car eventually?

 

[ohiogrinder]

I'm not allowed to drive.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

 

[ohiogrinder]

why is that somehow funny?

 

[black blood]

I really wish I had long black hair.
I hate tight pants.
I download 99% of my music because Im too cheap and impatient to order it online.
I was recently diagnosed with SPD.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

why is that somehow funny?

Because you're special, so they wont let you behind the wheel.

 

[Vitor]

I really wish I had long black hair.
I hate tight pants.
I download 99% of my music because Im too cheap and impatient to order it online.
I was recently diagnosed with SPD.

what's that???

 

[The Ozzman]

I really wish I had long black hair.
I hate tight pants.
I download 99% of my music because Im too cheap and impatient to order it online.
I was recently diagnosed with SPD.

Schizoid Personality Disorder?

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm not allowed to drive.

Wow. Why aren't you allowed to drive? Do you have a disorder that prevents you from doing it or something? My friend has seizures here and there and he's not allowed to drive for 3 months after it happens.

 

[False Joe]

you don't have age enough to like duran duran

Seriously... what?

 

[ohiogrinder]

Because you're special, so they wont let you behind the wheel.

I'm not THAT "special"

 

[ohiogrinder]

Wow. Why aren't you allowed to drive? Do you have a disorder that prevents you from doing it or something? My friend has seizures here and there and he's not allowed to drive for 3 months after it happens.

I've stated numerous times that I have high-functioning autism.

 

[False Joe]

I've stated numerous times that I have high-functioning autism.

I thought autism was shit about not reading situations and emotions correctly, not about not applying pedals in correct orders.

 

[ohiogrinder]

I thought autism was shit about not reading situations and emotions correctly, not about not applying pedals in correct orders.

its a long story and I really don't feel like getting into it. can we change the subject?