The Official UM Confessional

I watched the older kid's sex education video through the glass door of the classroom when I was 6.

I smacked a girls ass with a big ice pack once. She wasn't amused. It went right up and inbetween if you see what I mean.
 
Lil Wayne sucks. I rly like Bone Thugs N Harmony.

(I'm 21 and sexually attracted to 15 & 16 year old girls!)