The Official UM Confessional

[ossa]

I didn't know how babies were made until I was like 13.

 

[cannibal corpse]

^ :/

 

[ossa]

Don't worry, I've had lots of education.

 

[Onder]

Archeologist. "Mooom, what are these bones for?"

 

[SentinelSlain]

I watched the older kid's sex education video through the glass door of the classroom when I was 6.

I smacked a girls ass with a big ice pack once. She wasn't amused. It went right up and inbetween if you see what I mean.

 

[The Ozzman]

I smacked a girls ass with a big ice pack once. She wasn't amused. It went right up and inbetween if you see what I mean.

I do not see. I demand videos of this for empirical evidence

 

[Manic Ferocity]

Once you go black...

YOU NEVER GO BACK!!!

I like hip hop but I can't find one redeeming trait in Lil' Wayne's music. It's just about every bad hip hop stereotype combined into one "artist".

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

I occasionally fail to say "thank you" at times when it would be appropriate to do so.

 

[CF87]

Lil Wayne sucks. I rly like Bone Thugs N Harmony.

(I'm 21 and sexually attracted to 15 & 16 year old girls!)

 

[Onder]

I like Sarah from CSI Vegas.

 

[Onder]

I like Lilly from Cold Case.

 

[ossa]

I think a couple dudes on this forum are really attractive.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Like me, for instance.

 

[The Ozzman]

and me

 

[seedofvengeance]

I don't think she's into bestiality

 

[SentinelSlain]

I like the song Touch Me by Samantha Fox.

 

[Blind Guardian]

I like when Samantha Fox touches me.

 

[Onder]

Like me, for instance.

and me

I don't think she's into bestiality

Stop trying so hard guys she loves me.

 

[False Joe]

It's quite obvious she's really in love with Greys. All the girls love an arse.

 

[The Ozzman]

I don't think she's into bestiality

How do you know?