The Official UM Confessional

[Kasz]

I will confess. I stole a pig from somebody last month.

 

[Zephyrus]

For what purpose?

 

[ohiogrinder]

to fuck, probably

 

[The Ozzman]

I would think it would have been for food

 

[ohiogrinder]

or fucking

 

[Xorv]

you must love sex. Yet you cannot.....


WHIPPPP IT OUT!!!

 

[CF87]

I will confess. I stole a pig from somebody last month.

I stole an electronic cart from Price Chopper really late and parked it across the street at a big Hotel parking it in the middle of the lane.

 

[panzerfaust666]

wonderful.you rebel...

 

[mutantllama]

I hijacked a shopping cart once. I went down a hill on it. It didn't go to well.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Shopping carts, huh? That's wild and very clever.

 

[Kasz]

For what purpose?

to eat. money is a hard thing to come by.

and no, i didn't fuck the pig. fly shit motherfuckers...

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Where the fuck do you live? Mordor?

 

[Zephyrus]

I stole an electronic cart from Price Chopper really late and parked it across the street at a big Hotel parking it in the middle of the lane.

I've been to that Price Chopper.

 

[ohiogrinder]

to eat. money is a hard thing to come by.

and no, i didn't fuck the pig. fly shit motherfuckers...

I was yanking yer chain

 

[cookiecutter]

I still have the first three Rammstein albums sitting around somewhere. Decent stuff, but if I remember correctly, it eventually started to bug me that the chorus to almost every song was just the title said repeatedly.

I have noticed that every Rammstein song is written the same. Verse-Chorus-Verse-Chorus-Quiet Part-Chorus-Chorus.

 

[Ender Rises]

You're not alone. I can't stand Rammstein.

 

[mutantllama]

Shopping carts, huh? That's wild and very clever.

I did it for the lulz.

 

[Ze Boy]

Everybody hates 'em but I fuckin love Trivium to me they are a fuckin awesome band who are helping to resurrect thrash metal it sounds cool if at times a little cheesy but fuck I love to Maiden

And I don't really like Rammstein either it's very repetitive and often pisses me off because of that

 

[cookiecutter]

I confess I have changed my avatar

 

[Ender Rises]

Now change your title.