The Official UM Confessional

I confess. I thought I saw one of my neighbors try to have a quickie with a sheep yesterday.

yes. I know it sounds fucked up but so is our country.
 
Well he said he's force-fed goulash and octopus, so it's probably somewhere between the Czech Republic and Greece. Croatia maybe?
 
That stuff is cool too but sometimes I do need a break from the scream-breakdown-etc. pattern with a catchier band. And DPR still has more content than pretty much any mainstream KSE-ripoff sounding band you care to name. Fuck that shit.

Your taste in metalcore IS pretty good though. I'd highly advise you check out Faust Again.