The Official UM Confessional

[Deicidal]

:zombie:

Woah!! It's Eddie!

 

[sevag00]

"It's all pipes."

"But different pipes go to different places."

I recently watched that episode. I agree with him though, and i too piss in the shower.

 

[Belligerent]

Pissing in the shower is very necessary.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I have never once felt the urge to piss in the shower.

 

[False Joe]

It's just easier than getting out/trying to aim from the shower/bath into the toilet.

 

[Black Friday]

I have never once felt the urge to piss in the shower.

It just seems lazy to me. Cmon, you're already naked and it's some 5 freakin' feet to the damn toilet.

 

[mutantllama]

I don't own any Motorhead.

Wow I never knew this. Quite frankly I'm surprised.

 

[False Joe]

Wow I never knew this. Quite frankly I'm surprised.

I subsequently refuse to listen to anything Dodens ever says ever.

 

[CF87]

I have a stand up shower and always piss in it.

 

[Deicidal]

I was discussing this pissing in the shower thing with some friends, and some girls walked by disgusted, then I said "you wish you were the drain honey!!"

 

[Vossyrus]

I have never once felt the urge to piss in the shower.

Neither have I.

 

[Deicidal]

I wonder if a chick pissed in the shower.

Haha, reminds me of the opening scene in Carrie, but with piss. But she wouldn't be scared, because it's just piss. She'd be disgusted because she can't aim with her puss, so the piss would run down her legs.

Those chicks in that movie had floppy utter tits.

*Crickets*

 

[waif]

Pissing in the shower is very necessary.

Yeah, I never even thought of it as weird.

It just seems lazy to me. Cmon, you're already naked and it's some 5 freakin' feet to the damn toilet.

On the other hand, you're soaking wet and possibly also covered in soap/shampoo/other hygene products.

I subsequently refuse to listen to anything Dodens ever says ever.

I never noticed that. He just lost a lot of respect tbh.

I wonder if a chick pissed in the shower.

Haha, reminds me of the opening scene in Carrie, but with piss. But she wouldn't be scared, because it's just piss. She'd be disgusted because she can't aim with her puss, so the piss would run down her legs.

Those chicks in that movie had floppy utter tits.

*Crickets*

I need to remember to add this to my list of conversation stoppers.

 

[CF87]

I have never once felt the urge to piss in the shower.

Neither have I.

I'm guessing it is because you're both fags. sorry

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm guessing it is because you're both fags. sorry

I piss in the shower at least once a day.

 

[Xorv]

I piss in the pool. standing over it

 

[cannibal corpse]

*Crickets*

 

[Xorv]

*beetles*

 

[Onder]

I like Red Sonja.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I've never kissed a girl.

Been kissed by girls my age and have had my dick and arse felt by them but I've never kissed one.