The Official UM Confessional

[Winter.]

Fixed

You bastard.

 

[CF87]

I use to have a teacher named Miss Spicer for Study Hall in her late 20's who would wear tight skirts and thongs and I was always hard, but I never attempted to masterbate during class. I had no idea someone would actually attempt to masturbate surrounded by other students.

... a few minutes before the bell would ring would think of really nasty females in my school to become flaccid.

 

[Deicidal]

I use to have a teacher named Miss Spicer for Study Hall in her late 20's who would wear tight skirts and thongs and I was always hard, but I never attempted to masterbate during class. I had no idea someone would actually attempt to masturbate surrounded by other students.

... a few minutes before the bell would ring would think of really nasty females in my school to become flaccid.

I'm always hard in class, I just wear sweatpants under my cargo pants. It hides boners and since it's Seattle; and it's cold as shit here, warmth. Bitches!!

You bastard.

Oooh yeah, I'm such a bad boy, aren't I!!

 

[Winter.]

^

 

[SentinelSlain]

I had a supply teacher for one lesson only who honestly looked like a porn star. She gave me a week of detentions.

REALLY!

she left the school before they started though so I didn't bother to attend them. Left that school myself anyway. Shite school.

 

[seedofvengeance]

I had a speech teacher who looked like Kate Beckinsale when she was in Underworld. It was great... she used to watch our speeches from the front row, and when she bent over her shirt would come up and you could see her tramp stamp tattoo. Greatest class ever.

 

[Winter.]

@ seedofvengeance. I've never thought any of my teachers were hot.

 

[whiskey funeral]

Open up sir.

I'm not a sir, doofus.

 

[Zephyrus]

My father and I never call each other by our first name, nor do I ever call him "dad".

We both call each other "Doofus".

 

[Deicidal]

I'm not a sir, doofus.

That won't stop me.

 

[Xorv]

I use to have a teacher in the 1st grade who would wear those sexy panty hose (not the granny kinds) dunno what they're called? long stockings? anyways, she would sit in front of class and cross her legs reading some 1st grade jibble. Then periodically cross her legs to the other position and flash her beautiful snatch everytime (we'll me atleast since I sat like in the front row). I dunno if 1st graders could get boners, but I couldn't get my young eyes off what was going on inside of her skirt.

 

[sevag00]

I use to have a teacher in the 1st grade who would wear those sexy panty hose (not the granny kinds) dunno what they're called? long stockings? anyways, she would sit in front of class and cross her legs reading some 1st grade jibble. Then periodically cross her legs to the other position and flash her beautiful snatch everytime (we'll me atleast since I sat like in the front row). I dunno if 1st graders could get boners, but I couldn't get my young eyes off what was going on inside of her skirt.

Oh! You bad boy!

 

[Deicidal]

I think that I have some kind of OCD. I'm always pissing in the shower drain, and if I accidentally piss anywhere in the "white area", I get mad at myself.

 

[Zephyrus]

"It's all pipes."

"But different pipes go to different places."

 

[Deicidal]

"It's all pipes."

"But different pipes go to different places."

What's that supposed to mean??

 

[Zephyrus]

Clearly you don't watch Seinfeld.

 

[Deicidal]

Clearly you don't watch Seinfeld.

No, not really.

 

[waif]

... a few minutes before the bell would ring would think of really nasty females in my school to become flaccid.

I do this all the time. I spend most of my english and math classes fantasizing. I spend my chinese class trying to simultaneously stare at this hot redhead and this hot chinese girl. It's tough.
But yeah, just before class ends I think about naked men or frogs or something and it goes down pretty fast.

My seventh grade french teacher was legitimately hot (she was like 23 or 24 at most). All the guys paid attention in class.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I think about how my first pet cat died. That stops boners and stifles laughs.

 

[arg]

call girls or street ones?

well... they stand around outside the whorehouse (which looks relatively clean) and invite passers-by inside

Hopefully call girls. Otherwise, say hello to the clap

what's the clap? *goes to google*

edit: :zombie: