The Official UM Confessional

[CF87]

1) I would much rather stay home all day than deal with people.

2) I'm starting to love beer more than Jack Daniels.

3) I hate most women, especially those who think they're better than everyone else.

Females are cunts.

 

[SentinelSlain]

ive had sex with prostitutes. they're really nice. more "real" and fun than regular girls cuz there's no layers of bullshit.

call girls or street ones?

 

[The Ozzman]

Hopefully call girls. Otherwise, say hello to the clap

 

[Metalitia]

Hopefully call girls. Otherwise, say hello to the clap

Nothing wrong with a bit of applause

 

[Deicidal]

Females are cunts.

:Smokin: FUCK YEAH!!

i don't see why not especially since you asked nicely

*Zip*

Tell me where you live.. NOW

 

[whiskey funeral]

Deicidal, are you gay?

 

[Blind Guardian]

I have to confess that i'm completely taken over by jealousy right now. An old classmate of mine just made a 15 million dollar deal,makes me think "what the hell have I accomplished except sitting on my ass completing castlevania 3 five times?" He pretty much now makes more money in a day than i do in a year. Of course i'm happy for the guy too,he's very sympathic, but i cant help being jealous anyway.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

I have to confess that i'm completely taken over by jealousy right now. An old classmate of mine just made a 15 million dollar deal,makes me think "what the hell have I accomplished except sitting on my ass completing castlevania 3 five times?" He pretty much now makes more money in a day than i do in a year. Of course i'm happy for the guy too,he's very sympathic, but i cant help being jealous anyway.

Maybe he's got money but did he defeat Dracula three fucking times? Fuck no, man.

 

[Deicidal]

Deicidal, are you gay?

If you're referring to the post prior to yours, I was kidding.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Maybe he's got money but did he defeat Dracula three fucking times? Fuck no, man.

Umm,five times to be honest
But he's in the NHL so that's probably considered cooler,even though i am a fucking wonderchild when it comes to Castlevania.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Chavs drink White Lightning Cider. That's also nice enough though.

You gotta be kidding me. Unless you enjoy the taste of dog piss.

 

[Ben_t]

Umm,five times to be honest
But he's in the NHL so that's probably considered cooler,even though i am a fucking wonderchild when it comes to Castlevania.

Who is he?

 

[whiskey funeral]

If you're referring to the post prior to yours, I was kidding.

Of course you were.

 

[Deicidal]

Of course you were.

Open up sir.

 

[Onder]

You gotta be kidding me. Unless you enjoy the taste of dog piss.

Dog piss is ok.

 

[Blind Guardian]

Who is he?

Tobias Enström, plays in Atlanta Thrashers.

 

[waif]

^

I remember a guy who sat next to me in maths used to masturbate in class over the teacher. It sickened me so much that sometimes I wanted to snap it in half and shove it up his nose.

Why didn't you fucking report it or something?

I'm wondering if that's actually possible.

It's not. The penis requires actual stimulation before orgasm.

I have to confess that i'm completely taken over by jealousy right now. An old classmate of mine just made a 15 million dollar deal,makes me think "what the hell have I accomplished except sitting on my ass completing castlevania 3 five times?" He pretty much now makes more money in a day than i do in a year. Of course i'm happy for the guy too,he's very sympathic, but i cant help being jealous anyway.

There'll always be someone more successful than you. If you enjoy completing Castlevania 3 then it's okay.

 

[SentinelSlain]

You gotta be kidding me. Unless you enjoy the taste of dog piss.

I honestly can't remember I had it when I was like 9 and I remember thinking it was ok or something. Can't recall the taste.

 

[Winter.]

Why didn't you fucking report it or something?

I did a few times but they said it was "very hard to prove if he was actually doing it".

I honestly can't remember I had it when I was like 9 and I remember thinking it was ok or something. Can't recall the taste.

I can recall the taste and I have two words for it. Bloody awful.

 

[Deicidal]

I did a few times but they said it was very hard.

Fixed