The Official UM Confessional

[Omni]

I only own 8 legally bought albums:

Devourment - 1.3.8

Iron Maiden - Somewhere Back In Time

Metallica - Metallica

Deicide - Scars Of The Crucifix

Necro - The Pre-Fix For Death (Technically not Metal)

Behemoth - Demigod

!T.O.O.H.! - Order and Punishment

RATM - RATM

I have something to confess. You suck.

 

[Winter.]

I don't own any Motorhead, or I wouldn't even be able to name any Judas Priest song or Ozzy song.

Fix this.

I don't like most "metalheads" simply because a vast majority of them are idiots.

This is very true, especially in Perth. They think because they are wearing a Children of Bodom shirt that it gives them the right to act like a complete dickhead in public and embarrass themselves entirely.

 

[grimmy82]

1) I would much rather stay home all day than deal with people.

2) I'm starting to love beer more than Jack Daniels.

3) I hate most women, especially those who think they're better than everyone else.

 

[Winter.]

^ I agree with the third one Grimmy, but loving beer more than JD? Scandal!

 

[whiskey funeral]

I think there are a lot of idiots on this board but there are also enough quality posters on here to make me keep coming back.

 

[grimmy82]

^ I agree with the third one Grimmy, but loving beer more than JD? Scandal!

I know..I will find my way back to my beloved Jack Daniels.

 

[The Ozzman]

Jack Daniels is garbage

 

[waif]

Thats the type of person that i despise, because you know that if they werent an idiot metalhead they'd just be an idiot that listens to other stuff and associates with other parasites

Glad someone understood. Yeah.

I think there are a lot of idiots on this board but there are also enough quality posters on here to make me keep coming back.

Probably. I mean, there's idiots like myself, and then there's obnoxious idiots like the greys and xorv.

 

[whiskey funeral]

You're an idiot, but I like you WAIF.

 

[waif]

yay.
I'm not an idiot irl, I just come off that way on the internet because text doesn't convey tone and also I express ideas much better in conversation or formal writing.

 

[Winter.]

I know..I will find my way back to my beloved Jack Daniels.

You better! I can't really drink much else anymore. It's the only drink that I'm not bored with, tbh.

Jack Daniels is garbage

I'm guessing you're more of a beer drinker?

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm guessing you're more of a beer drinker?

Yes, but I also don't like shit whiskey

 

[Deicidal]

I have something to confess. You suck.

That's not a confession. It's just a fact.

 

[Winter.]

^ Touche!

What's your favourite beers then? I'm favouring Little Creatures at the moment because it's a local brew.

 

[The Ozzman]

Arrogant Bastard Ale
Double Bastard Ale
Smithwick's
Stella (even though chavs drink it apparently)
Bud Light
DOS EQUIS

 

[Zephyrus]

Smithwick's and Stella are my favorites next to Hoegaarden.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Chavs drink White Lightning Cider. That's also nice enough though.

 

[Winter.]

Arrogant Bastard Ale
Double Bastard Ale
Smithwick's
Stella (even though chavs drink it apparently)
Bud Light
DOS EQUIS

Chavs? Did you hear that from JFAD?

I like Stella too, which is why in Bali I had no problem drinking Bintang. They taste the same.

Smithwick's and Stella are my favorites next to Hoegaarden.

I think I've tried Hoegaarden before, but I can't really remember... What does it taste like?

@ JAGE: White Lightning is fucking awful, you liar! I remember trying that at 15. Yuck!

 

[Bitencourt29]

I know this is not the Beer thread, but since it's on topic...

Newcastle brown ale tastes great

Gotta go to the nearest pub as soon as possible, I need a few pints.

 

[The Ozzman]

Chavs? Did you hear that from JFAD?

I post on a forum with a bunch of English blokes. It's some crazy bollocks on there.