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[~Zeanra~]

Originally posted by Soultorn
what're you looking for in a guy???

Hmm let's see...A huge beer belly, it's just turns me on when I can jump on it, huge hair in armpits, I like to plate them, sideburns (oh baby yess) and...*cough*

Seriously, long hair *drools*, good sense of humor, intelligent, funny, sombre romantic....I don't know....I can't really say 'cause I might get attracted to someone who really isn't "my type"...

 

[Soultorn]

I'm missing the long hair part (day job). But I can testify to everything else. What do you think of guitar players/ singers?

 

[~Zeanra~]

trying to look sexy* *wink* I could know one guy for you *wink*
Oh really

No en varmasti...
Ja kyllä varmasti.....

 

[~Zeanra~]

Originally posted by Soultorn
What do you think of guitar players/ singers?

*drools*


*ahem*





Thanatos is not going to like this

 

[Soultorn]

Originally posted by ~Zeanra~
*drools*


*ahem*





Thanatos is not going to like this

he doesn't need to know, hehe.

have you seen my pics? there on the site in my sig. I'm the one on the right. I was 16 then though, so don't laugh. Only I can. Shit, I STILL laugh.

 

[Manbient]

bah! Thanatos! what about meeeeee? :'(

i feel the end is near... Hearse hold me

I am a 67 year old hermaphrodite from the arctic circle in search of an old woman with serious bowel problems, preferable a colostomy bag as well. PM me i have pics

 

[Mischievous]

Is this forum just for dating?????? Because I dont want a love date, but it wouldn`t upsets me to know some people from this site...

 

[~Zeanra~]

Originally posted by Bumblefoot
bah! Thanatos! what about meeeeee? :'(

i feel the end is near... Hearse hold me

I am a 67 year old hermaphrodite from the arctic circle in search of an old woman with serious bowel problems, preferable a colostomy bag as well. PM me i have pics

Aww sorry, I forgot you....:s

 

[Soultorn]

Well ~Z~? what do you think of the pics???

 

[~Zeanra~]

*nudge* yes, really *nudge*
Well tell more about this handsome

Mä vaan sanoin sen threadin muuttuneen deitti netiks, en muuta.
Ja sinä pistit oman ilmotukses

Eli sinä aloitit

 

[Manbient]

Originally posted by Hearse
*hold hands* You poor thing... I let you tune my nippies if you like?

hmmmm no i think that is a job for Thorns Of Sorrow... he needs the practice

how come no PM's yet? I have pics of my wicked mangina for all to see

 

[~Zeanra~]

@Hearse: What's wrong with you? You act very strange...maybe you should visit the bathroom..

 

[Soultorn]

i feel left out......sniff

 

[~Zeanra~]

Originally posted by Soultorn
Well ~Z~? what do you think of the pics???

Sorry it took so long, I think someone is trying a hit on me

Nice pages I have to say It's this computer's (and crappy modem's) fault it took me ages to d/l it The pics were nice, you've got some fabulous middle fingers

 

[Soultorn]

Originally posted by ~Zeanra~
Sorry it took so long, I think someone is trying a hit on me

Nice pages I have to say It's this computer's (and crappy modem's) fault it took me ages to d/l it The pics were nice, you've got some fabulous middle fingers

I hope you realize I'm blushing right now....
Maybe you should PM me sometime

 

[Mocika]

Good mornig

so, what happened in the bathroom yesterday?

 

[DotNoir]

Nothing... We were not in bathroom with Hearse... I repeat we were NOT in bathroom with Hearse together...

 

[xenophobe]

Well, you are both in Finland together!



Please say it isn't so!

 

[DotNoir]

Ummm... No comments.

 

[DotNoir]

I live in a city! You live in some fucked-up wannabee metropolis...