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[Mocika]

Originally posted by DotNoir
Nothing... We were not in bathroom with Hearse... I repeat we were NOT in bathroom with Hearse together...

if u say so... just dont shout pls

 

[DotNoir]

FUCK! I SHOUT IF I FEEL LIKE IT... And i don't...

 

[Thanatos]

Originally posted by ~Zeanra~
Hmm let's see...A huge beer belly, it's just turns me on when I can jump on it, huge hair in armpits, I like to plate them, sideburns (oh baby yess) and...*cough*

Seriously, long hair *drools*, good sense of humor, intelligent, funny, sombre romantic....I don't know....I can't really say 'cause I might get attracted to someone who really isn't "my type"...

heh, I've got all that, too bad I'm a hateful bastard as well

 

[NaTaSMAI]

10 yr. old female, gemini. My pic is in my avatar.
@ Bumblefoot, I've got some serious bowel problems, baby.

 

[Manbient]

ohhhh Judith you know how that gets me going... a little young though... oh well not as young as my LAST girlfriend...

 

[xenophobe]

I'm a 43 year old post op transexual hermaphrodite living in Cancun, and I'm looking for some serious fun... singles and couples are welcome.

Parapalegics and amputee's preferred.

 

[Soultorn]

We have such beautiful people inhabiting these boards...

 

[BasilisK]

I'm 4'9", a lean 316 pounds, balding everwhere except on my back (red), one blue eye, one brown, and carry a hearty handfull of saggy man boobs. Come get some.

 

[Soultorn]

This wonderful romantic thread has gone straight to hell. Straight to hell, I tell you.

 

[BasilisK]

I have the feeling I won't be getting any PM's...

 

[Silver Raven]

Originally posted by BasilisK 3 7 77
I have the feeling I won't be getting any PM's...

Keep crying like that and I bet you wont

 

[Soultorn]

I feel lonely....

 

[Mocika]

good morning to all the 'nice' ppl here

 

[Soultorn]

I feel ignored....

 

[SculptedCold]

Originally posted by Soultorn
I feel lonely....

Don't worry bud, you'll get more nookie when your band is famous. ;o)

 

[Soultorn]

Like THAT's going to happen... no one here even visits the site in my signature....

 

[~Zeanra~]

Originally posted by Thanatos
heh, I've got all that, too bad I'm a hateful bastard as well

I forgot to add that to my list. I like ferrets too


check your pm's, chico..

 

[SculptedCold]

Originally posted by Soultorn
Like THAT's going to happen... no one here even visits the site in my signature....

I just did. Ok, so it looks exactly like the Dimmu Borgir site but it's still cool, I like your album cover art, and I just downloaded your 'Away' song, which blew me away!

Stay strong! Believe in your dreams and they'll come to fruition in one form or another!

Oh yeah, and my favourite quote I think; don't frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

 

[Soultorn]

awww..... youre jus' sayin' that

Thanks for the positive comments! It'd be great if you signed our guestbook too!

 

[SculptedCold]

Originally posted by Soultorn
awww..... youre jus' sayin' that

Thanks for the positive comments! It'd be great if you signed our guestbook too!

Whoa, hey slow down there man. Take it easy, I don't want to rush into anything ok?