The Official Vote For MikeyBong Thread...

[MikeyBong]

Well Mikey, if you think that flooding the official Anthrax board with threads titled "The Official Vote For MikeyBong Thread..." is a good idea, (don't) do it.

And if you don't think it's a good idea then do yourself a favor and don't read them. Seems fairly simple to me.

By the way, it's not like I post a new thread all that often, so I wouldn't exactly say that I'm "flooding" the boards.

 

[MikeyBong]

Education - Sure
Marijuana - Please
Public Health - Free health care
Lobbying - Ban it
Iraq - Too hot
Iran - Too hot
Indonesia - Hot chicks
India - More hot chicks
Indiana - Scared sheep

 

[TacoBellJunkie]

Mikey whats your position on cock fighting?

 

[MikeyBong]

Mikey whats your position on cock fighting?

I never cock fight with a bigger cock.

 

[Arg_Hamster]

Will you be the first president whos black and a woman or at least have sex with black women?

 

[MikeyBong]

Will you be the first president whos black and a woman or at least have sex with black women?

I dig black chicks!

 

[THEBALDGUYFROMBLACKLODGEVIDEO]

Can I get those $39.99 you promised me for voting for you now? I need some transportation funds to get my broke and drunken ass to the polls...

 

[MikeyBong]

I only have $20. Can you wait about a week?

 

[KY_Fried442]

They ALL fucking suck. I'm leaning towards McCain though. If I see Mr. Bong's name on there he's def got my vote though even though I disagree with his assertion that there's lots of hot chicks in India. I spent 2 weeks there and believe me, they cover up like that for a reason.

 

[thraxx]

Damn, can i change my vote? See we all want change and Mikeys not giving us any.....

 

[MikeyBong]

If I see Mr. Bong's name on there he's def got my vote though even though I disagree with his assertion that there's lots of hot chicks in India. I spent 2 weeks there and believe me, they cover up like that for a reason.

Well, I didn't say "lots"!

 

[MikeyBong]

Damn, can i change my vote? See we all want change and Mikeys not giving us any.....

If you voted for me then no, you can't change it!

 

[THEBALDGUYFROMBLACKLODGEVIDEO]

... I disagree with his assertion that there's lots of hot chicks in India. I spent 2 weeks there and believe me, they cover up like that for a reason.

I saw a lot quite acceptable indian girls (as soon they become women they develop mustache, wrinkles and huge bellies) here. May be they India exports all of its good stuff here in return for those programming and customer service jobs they're getting from us? Mikey, can you do something about it?

 

[MikeyBong]

I saw a lot quite acceptable indian girls (as soon they become women they develop mustache, wrinkles and huge bellies) here. May be they India exports all of its good stuff here in return for those programming and customer service jobs they're getting from us? Mikey, can you do something about it?

I can sure try! At the very least, I can give Indian girls free wax jobs!

 

[thraxx]

Is that indian with a Red Dot or the Wardance ones?

 

[MikeyBong]

Is that indian with a Red Dot or the Wardance ones?

Take your pick, it's all good!

 

[TomFromPoland91]

I would vote for Bush....















John

 

[MikeyBong]

I probably would too, if he were running.

 

[THEBALDGUYFROMBLACKLODGEVIDEO]

I would vote for Frank Zappa if he were still alive... Unfortunately, there's only Bong left. Gotta go with the lesser of all the remaining evils...

 

[MikeyBong]

:Smokin: