The Official Vote For MikeyBong Thread...

[Flavio CotM]

C'mon folks! You know you want to vote for me! Who's vote can I count on?

If elected, I promise never to start another "Am I A Dick" poll!

Mikey Bong for 2008 , we all know you're a dick bro but you'll always have my vote!!!!

 

[MikeyBong]

Thanks man! I'm so gonna win!

 

[DumbAss]

I can sure try! At the very least, I can give Indian girls free wax jobs!

This is turning into a Racist thread and I want no part of it.
I'm so fucking sick of Racist People...

... and Imigrants.

 

[bolivershagnasty]

What is your stance on moist cigars?
Dipped?
NOT DIpped?

 

[molochete]

what is Your Opinion On flying monkeys?

 

[THEBALDGUYFROMBLACKLODGEVIDEO]

What is your opinion on the people who did not vote for you?
Should they be: 1. Denied all civil rights? 2. Imprisoned, and their family possesions brought into your treasury? 3. Shot on the spot? 4. Ignored? 5. Getting standing ovations?

 

[MikeyBong]

What is your stance on moist cigars?
Dipped?
NOT DIpped?

I believe in freedom of choice, if you want to dip a cigar into an intern, go for it!:Smokin:

 

[MikeyBong]

what is Your Opinion On flying monkeys?

I love ALL monkeys equally!

 

[MikeyBong]

What is your opinion on the people who did not vote for you?
Should they be: 1. Denied all civil rights? 2. Imprisoned, and their family possesions brought into your treasury? 3. Shot on the spot? 4. Ignored? 5. Getting standing ovations?

Probably a mix between #'s 4 & 5!

 

[DumbAss]

So, are you President Bong yet? I'd like to get you to abolish US customs.

 

[DumbAss]

P.S. Looks like you're leading the polls. You're going to have a hell of a time de-Bushing the Country!!!
Good luck buddy!

 

[fah-q]

C'mon folks! You know you want to vote for me! Who's vote can I count on?

If elected, I promise never to start another "Am I A Dick" poll!

I don't know Mikey. I hear the NY Times is going to run a story about an inappropriate relationship you had 9 years ago. I don't have all the details but, they have mentioned a State Trooper, a summer squash, a circus midget and some motor oil. It doesn't look good.

 

[MikeyBong]

President Bong...I like the sound of that!

 

[MikeyBong]

I don't know Mikey. I hear the NY Times is going to run a story about an inappropriate relationship you had 9 years ago. I don't have all the details but, they have mentioned a State Trooper, a summer squash, a circus midget and some motor oil. It doesn't look good.

There's a perfectly good explaination for all of that...I just don't recall it at this juncture...:Smug: