The Oh My Fucing Lord I 'm Hermmared thread

[NAD]

Not drunk, not waste, fucking hammmered. I am so god damnowast ed righg now. Fuck m.e.ik,sdafasdsfsd





EVertything tsmells like CHIKENC right now. ERIIWIRDS.

 

[Black Winter Day]

you know what song would be appropriate for your NP? it's a song by cannibal corpse... i believe it's called HAMMER SMASHED FACE!!!

 

[NAD]

MAn, I was loaded. I'm not even hungover today either, although it may be too early to tell as I just got out of bed.

 

[Russell]

EVertything tsmells like CHIKENC right now. ERIIWIRDS.

Something about this sentence is incredibly funny.

 

[NAD]

Everything smelled like chicken for some reason! I remember that now!

Although I'm not sure what the hell ERIIWIRDS is supposed to mean...

 

[JayKeeley]

Although I'm not sure what the hell ERIIWIRDS is supposed to mean...

I think it's chicken speak for 'in the gay way'.

 

[Demonspell]

I think it means "every word I say from this point on is unintelligible...", but you only managed the first two before passing out on the keyboard...

 

[NAD]

I actually did start to pass out at the keyboard, which is why I finally stumbled into bed. The woman has been sleeping for 14 hours straight now, she was never good at hangovers...

 

[Erik]

Although I'm not sure what the hell ERIIWIRDS is supposed to mean...

I'm really good at understanding drunken typing. It means "WEEEIIIRD"

 

[NAD]

Holy shit dude, you're right!

 

[Russell]

I'm really good at understanding drunken typing. It means "WEEEIIIRD"

That is impressive

 

[IronmanWhoKills]

I was totally wasted saturday night...first time I ever got that wasted...it was NAAASTY

 

[R.I.P.2]

I'm really good at understanding drunken typing. It means "WEEEIIIRD"

 

[Black Winter Day]

hhahaha ayeha i am fucnjin gdrunkl out of mny SJkhyull

 

[Black Winter Day]

i am so gone that i can;t even see... i have posted like a million times. college rules. i love you all,

 

[NAD]

I love you too Canteen Boy (in the gay way of course).

 

[Black Winter Day]

will you rub a bit of oil on my chest?

 

[NAD]

Yeah, but I'm not divulging exactly what kind of oil it is...




ewwwwwwwwwwwww hahahahhhaa

 

[Black Winter Day]

hahah i am talking to this hot chick online and she is hot and i got a lapdance tonight even though i ean t to makr love to myu music in a gay way,,, i have ti gfet up at 8. 30 tomoroow

 

[NAD]

Chicks dig sloppily drunk guys, especially if they're sober too.

"hey babyeyee leemmme step on y er feeetet............d"