The Oh My Fucing Lord I 'm Hermmared thread

[AsModEe]

I couldn't be more sober

gay

 

[Demilich]

What kind of alcohol should I get my dad for Xmas?

He likes brandy & whiskey, what's decent enough on the low end of the spectrum? ($40-50 probably)

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Dude go over there and spew in her hair, I did that once and then had sex with that chick and 6 of her friends right afterwards, it was awesome.

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[cthulufhtagn]

I always say things like "hehehahalet ma ergtresget in youre pantss!" to pretty girls when I'm drunk (and when I'm sober, but not quite as often) but noone really cares mostly, and if someone would say yes and mean it when I'm pissed I probably wouldn't be able to deliver anyways, I'm too good at getting drunk and I won't spoil a nice drunken night just to get laid.

haha FUCK yes what a great thread this is

 

[Demilich]

Hhahahahha so many memories! Whoever said that drunk threads didn't belong in RC was clearly rather odd!

 

[dill_the_devil]

I've never managed to truly contribute to a drunken thread, mainly because my drunkenness doesn't really seem to progress in stages conducive to hammering random keys on the nearest internet-ready computer... I'm like:

(1-2 beers) Sober
(3-4 beers) Sober
(5-6 beers) Slightly slurring and louder, but largely can pass for sober
(7-8 beers) Might be talking a little bit of bollocks and unsteady on my feet
(9-10 beers) Vomiting or passed out.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

EVertything tsmells like CHIKENC right now. ERIIWIRDS.

Indeed

 

[dorian gray]

This thread is a who's who of RC's departed members

 

[NAD]

I can still smell said chicken.

 

[swizzlenuts]

I've never managed to truly contribute to a drunken thread, mainly because my drunkenness doesn't really seem to progress in stages conducive to hammering random keys on the nearest internet-ready computer... I'm like:

(1-2 beers) Sober
(3-4 beers) Sober
(5-6 beers) Slightly slurring and louder, but largely can pass for sober
(7-8 beers) Might be talking a little bit of bollocks and unsteady on my feet
(9-10 beers) Vomiting or passed out.

This is me.