The Oh My Fucing Lord I 'm Hermmared thread

[Black Winter Day]

ah, how threads evolve....

1) NAD smashed
2) me smashed, talking about megan
3) the weather

 

[NAD]

Haha, I remember trying to get you to go over to her house. Whoever she is.

 

[Black Winter Day]

she's a hottie i know that i had a long drunken chat with on AIM that night... i was so damn hitting on her in the drunken way*... i wish i had saved the conversation just to see what all i said! we've talked plenty since then, even today, so i guess i didn't say anything like "hehehahalet ma ergtresget in youre pantss!"


*in the gay way as well

 

[NAD]

Or she's just not good at translating drunktype.

Fuck. I'm hungover today. I wasn't even drunk last night, had I think 5 drinks which was just enough to give me a nice buzz for an hour or two. That's what I get for not drinking much anymore I guess, my body is too accustomed to sobriety and any attempt to regress back into drunkedness sends up the red flags, spinny head feelings, and naseau. This sucks.

 

[Hell Mike]

I always say things like "hehehahalet ma ergtresget in youre pantss!" to pretty girls when I'm drunk (and when I'm sober, but not quite as often) but noone really cares mostly, and if someone would say yes and mean it when I'm pissed I probably wouldn't be able to deliver anyways, I'm too good at getting drunk and I won't spoil a nice drunken night just to get laid.

 

[Black Winter Day]

I'm too good at getting drunk and I won't spoil a nice drunken night just to get laid.

i'm trying to think, but i am pretty sure that this is the first time i've ever heard this statement (or one like it) in this life or any of my previous ones... congratulations are in order!

 

[NAD]

That was grand. "Send the women away, we're drinking."

 

[Erik]

Sorath has the right priorities.
1. THRASH METAL TERROR
2. DRUNK
3. CHIX

 

[HarmonyDies....]

I think this winter was definately our coldest, -45 degrees was abit nippy. I think it's quite awesome how the cold rips through your coat. Especially walking down by the river. Anyways, cold weather and grey skies fucking rule, helluva lot better than the summer, to hot.

 

[HarmonyDies....]

Ugh......I chimed in on the weather thing to fucking late.









FUCZXKOIN!

 

[NAD]

Good thing weather is one of those all year round topics eh??

(not funny)

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I plan on being in this thread, all by myself, in about 2 more hours.

 

[NAD]

"Cuz I drunk alone... YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH with nobody else.
And when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself!!!"

 

[Hell Mike]

i'm trying to think, but i am pretty sure that this is the first time i've ever heard this statement (or one like it) in this life or any of my previous ones... congratulations are in order!

Thank you, thank you very much. Autographs are only $5.
Most people are willing to waste many prime drunken hours just to try (and nine times out of ten fail) to get laid, and that is NOT WORTH WHAT YOU'RE MISSING!

Like Erik said:
1. Thrash Metal Terrah/Unholy Black Metal
2. Alcohol
3. Chix

 

[theotherpossessed]

Come, come to the hammeredided thread!!!!!!

King diamond owns your face.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Not drunk, not waste, fucking hammmered. I am so god damnowast ed righg now. Fuck m.e.ik,sdafasdsfsd





EVertything tsmells like CHIKENC right now. ERIIWIRDS.

This thread is so god damn classic

 

[Krilons Resa]

 

[skeptik]

I actually remember this thread from when I used to lurk here.

 

[Night Mare]

I found it!
IDShjewiufniurwefgng
Fucking Decadnet, couple of beerrs MY ASS!
I passed out 3 times on the bus home I think.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I'm drunk

awesome