The pics thread

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Katy fucking Perry. drooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
 
Onder is amazing:


So today I was in a train carriage with some sluts. I thought about sodomizing them so hard that they suffered rectal prolapse but then I decided that they were transgender. I then decided that I would anyway. Some fucking woman I was walking on a lead bit my hand off yesterday. Fucking bitch. I hate being a farmer. Cows are gay. My hand isn't big enough for them. Fucking sluts. My blonde girlfriend said we should have sex more because otherwise its discrimination against sperms.
 
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My car said it was 117 outside on the way home, actually got up to 118 at one point. It takes into account the heat index, but that's fucking hot!!!
 
That was actually fairly witty. I give it a 7/10 by objective standards and 10/10 by colorful sunbeam animal head meme standards.