So today I was in a train carriage with some sluts. I thought about sodomizing them so hard that they suffered rectal prolapse but then I decided that they were transgender. I then decided that I would anyway. Some fucking woman I was walking on a lead bit my hand off yesterday. Fucking bitch. I hate being a farmer. Cows are gay. My hand isn't big enough for them. Fucking sluts. My blonde girlfriend said we should have sex more because otherwise its discrimination against sperms.