The pics thread

[CiG]

It's the third sister that got the short end of the stick.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Just an emotional read I made. I was being really nice and sweet with her and I could tell if anything happened she'd want more and I'm not breaking a midget's heart. I feel the same way about ugly girls. Guys act like it's so easy to sleep with them but dont you notice you're crushing them? at least when you dump a good looking twat she can get back up on her horse and feel good about her chances tomorrow

I want a midget that will use me and tell me to go fuck myself. Or any woman really

I dunno, how do you know they wouldn't still be happy with the occasional fuck, even if ideally they'd like more? I'd be depressed to know that there may have been a woman out there that would want to sleep with me but then thought "Nah, he's too sensitive/"nice", he'd probably be worse off after the fact", and even though it's often repeated that men are more sex-minded and women more relationshi-minded, I bet that many sex-hungry women out there would have been OK with it.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Midget porn? Fucking please. It's all about that handicapped porn. 2 legs? fuck that. Better insertion with only one.

 

[Funerary_Doom]

I think the weird thing with midgets would be the fact that their stature is like a child's and that'd be really weird.

 

[CiG]

Nah, I've been with legitimately petite women that kinda looked like tweens which creeped me out, I didn't get that with midgets.

Like that pornstar Perri Piper actually makes you feel like a pedophile.

 

[UltimateApathy]

For the brainwashed NRA fuckwads:

 

[Krow]

It's like you're not even trying any more.

 

[UltimateApathy]

It's like you're not even trying any more.

Need some extra-strong anti-bacterial soap for that stringent brainnwashing, Mr. Muppet?

 

[Funerary_Doom]

Jeez, shut up. There's absolutely nothing redeeming about you. mean, arrogant and annoying as fuck.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

 

[Krow]

Jeez, shut up. There's absolutely nothing redeeming about you. mean, arrogant and annoying as fuck.

And he has some sort of syndrome I assume. He reacted to my post like I actually disagreed with what it said instead of just commenting on he's obviously trying to get a rise out of someone here. It's like he copied and pasted it from somewhere he had it saved.

He probably has a folder on his desktop named "comebacks"

 

[UltimateApathy]

And he has some sort of syndrome I assume. He reacted to my post like I actually disagreed with what it said instead of just commenting on he's obviously trying to get a rise out of someone here. It's like he copied and pasted it from somewhere he had it saved.

He probably has a folder on his desktop named "comebacks"

I hear it is extra-potent:

 

[SweptbackFlame]

Last Assassin's Creed game i played was Brotherhood... which i thought was pretty bad ass. I picked up Revelations a while ago but still haven't got around to playing it. And damn, i didn't know they were that on point with the assassinations, lol.

Dude you have to start and finish Revelations. The whole Ezio trilogy is the fucking best, especially with the Altair story mixed into it.

 

[The Ozzman]

Jeez, shut up. There's absolutely nothing redeeming about you. mean, arrogant and annoying as fuck.

And can't do basic division/multiplication

 

[Matt]

Jeez, shut up. There's absolutely nothing redeeming about you. mean, arrogant and annoying as fuck.

This is the first time I've ever heard you saying anything like this at all. Shits getting real on UMGMDSF.

 

[Zephyrus]

I'm really disappointed in how few of you use the ignore function.

 

[Omni]

Even if you ignore someone, other people invariably quote them and you still have to see their posts.

 

[CiG]

Ignoring people is lame.

 

[The Butt]

I hear it is extra-potent:

You probably have things like this stored in your ass.

 

[The Ozzman]

Even if you ignore someone, other people invariably quote them and you still have to see their posts.

If everyone puts him on ignore, his shit won't get quoted

Most people here are too lazy to do it.