The pics thread
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The Ozzman
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DarkBliss
...And okra for all
DarkBliss
...And okra for all
Perhaps there should be a separate "Dave's pics thread" as well. This one is about to get davetracked.
The Ozzman
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Death Aflame
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Death Aflame
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this + your friar tuck haircut =
cookiecutter
Proceed to Ultraslamming
I don't really have any sort of a haircut so I am not sure what you are talking about. I just keep it fairly short and well groomed.
death aflame attacking me about my looks is like a guy with a 40 year old beater POS car insulting a BMW owner for having a shitty car
death aflame attacking me about my looks is like a guy with a 40 year old beater POS car insulting a BMW owner for having a shitty car
Matt
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Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
Death Aflame
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Holy fuck Dave somehow you continue to surpass your own previously set benchmarks of faggotry with each new post. Bravo.
Edit: You also fail horribly at analogies
Edit: You also fail horribly at analogies
Skepticism
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DoctorX3
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fuck ftagn
So I thought you guys might get a kick out of this. It's called the Pear of Anguish
taken from: http://occasionalhell.com/infdevice/detail.php?recordID=Pear of Anguish
"Poire d'angoisser - the Pear of Anguish; the Spanish Mouth Pear; or the Oral, Rectal and Vaginal Pear (for those with less-easily offended sensibilities) - is a hideously cruel device.
It was made of four 'leaves' which joined together by a hinge at the top. A screw inserted between the leaves could be turned to slowly separate the four lobes of the 'pear', expanding the orifice into which it had been inserted. The torturer could choose whether to simply distend the cavity, or expand the pear to it's absolute maximum and mutilate the prisoner.
Of course, the orifice which was on the receiving end of the pear was symbolic of the offense - heretics received the oral pear, passive male homosexuals received the anal pear, and women who had intercourse with Satan were in receipt of the vaginal pear.
These devices were much more intricately decorated than many other tools of the trade, bordering on works of art. It is doubtful, however, that the embellishments made much difference to anyone who experienced the torture of the "Pear of Anguish"."
taken from: http://occasionalhell.com/infdevice/detail.php?recordID=Pear of Anguish
"Poire d'angoisser - the Pear of Anguish; the Spanish Mouth Pear; or the Oral, Rectal and Vaginal Pear (for those with less-easily offended sensibilities) - is a hideously cruel device.
It was made of four 'leaves' which joined together by a hinge at the top. A screw inserted between the leaves could be turned to slowly separate the four lobes of the 'pear', expanding the orifice into which it had been inserted. The torturer could choose whether to simply distend the cavity, or expand the pear to it's absolute maximum and mutilate the prisoner.
Of course, the orifice which was on the receiving end of the pear was symbolic of the offense - heretics received the oral pear, passive male homosexuals received the anal pear, and women who had intercourse with Satan were in receipt of the vaginal pear.
These devices were much more intricately decorated than many other tools of the trade, bordering on works of art. It is doubtful, however, that the embellishments made much difference to anyone who experienced the torture of the "Pear of Anguish"."
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