damnromulans
Klingons do not faint
You need me to fuck a kitten up your ass with my fucking dick.
lolwut
You need me to fuck a kitten up your ass with my fucking dick.
I wish I wasn't mildly allergic to cats. My eyes get all dry, itchy, and bloodshot and my skin burns when I'm cut.
Shit sucks.
My cat lays on its back with its paws on its belly. It's so cute, It's like a little fluffy sealion. It also snores and makes low grumbling noises at strangers. Cats are the best pets.
This is becoming the most un-metal page on the forum. The schnitzels are saving it though.