Translation:
I am a pretentious thirteen-year-old who feels superior to his peers because he's participating in the "this new generation sucks" circlejerk of the older generation. This could be for various reasons, like that people my age don't like me (possibly because I think I'm better than them), making me want to seek acceptance from another generation. I am doing this by sucking up to them and joining in in the ego stroking.
Does that help?
Edit: On second thought, it sounds like a troll.
The holidays are killer. I whine but I'm still 30 pounds lighter than when I joined this board and you are at least that too. CHIN(S) UP LOL
Dude stay your weight and work out, I would love to be 210 right now, but I can't get over 195 at 6'2
Were you slouching when we met?