The pics thread

Well seeing as I don't like asian girls and I'm a white guy that still fits. However tbqh I can only think of two real life girls who stated or demonstrated a preference for them. Also quite a lot of women like men with blue eyes (and a minority like blond men like me), which puts a huge percentage of black men out of the equation.

Girls loooove blue eyes.



That's what I'm complemented on the most.
 
Go to Taiwan. The girls love white guys. Of course you're gonna have to learn some Mandarin.

Just ask girls: Ni xiang gan wo ma?

note: the x in xiang is like the sh sound except you pull your lips back almost like you're smiling to make more of a hissing sound. And the o in wo is like ah.
 
I can't pick up girls.


The thing is, that in general I'm real shy. And I'm worse with girls, because I always either a. think the worse will happen and she will call me a creepy weird dude, or think about asking them out, then I find out they have a boyfriend.
 
"Would you like to fuck me?"

Ni in a falling and then rising tone means "you". Xiang in a falling then rising tone means "would like or would like to etc." Gan in a falling tone means fuck. Wo in a falling then rising tone means I/me/my. And ma in a high flat tone is just a word you put at the end of a yes/no question.
 
Somebody please translate this dumb bitch.

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She's praising the event (or the fact that you're going), and asking you about someone named Tammy. I have no fucking clue what an "in person" is, though. Maybe the event has an "in person" in the group organising it?
 
I can't pick up girls.


The thing is, that in general I'm real shy. And I'm worse with girls, because I always either a. think the worse will happen and she will call me a creepy weird dude, or think about asking them out, then I find out they have a boyfriend.

Dude...you are my twin...I'm exactly like you...though, the chick I'm after, has shown interest in me, after the 1st time we went out...So I'm pretty stoked to tell you the truth...Just give it time man, it'll come :rock: