The Power of a Royal Carnage review compels you...

[JayKeeley]

It's official: Papa Josh can play Jedi mind tricks.

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?p=2581888#post2581888

 

[NAD]

Oh my, we're even mentioned in that thread.

I'm still a bit curious to hear that CD, just for shits and giggles mainly.

 

[Demonspell]

Damn...now if only Madder Mortem can follow their example. I actually like Atrox, but I still can't resist...

 

[JayKeeley]

Breaking news...

The lead singer of the band, Madder Mortem, has been found dead at her winter residence in Norway. Police reports indicate that her throat had been slit. Taken into evidence is a rusty spoon and a half-empty bottle of bleach. Authorities do not suspect foul play, although no suicide note has been found. Still spinning on the record player was her album, "Deadlands", and the last URL visited on her PC web browser belonged to an underground 'heavy metal' webzine that, for this moment in time, will remain nameless....

Woah, this is scary!

 

[NAD]

Sounds like phantom suicide to me...

 

[Black Winter Day]

all i can say is...


EEERRRIIIWWWEEDDSS!!!!

 

[ProgMetalFan]

I like Atrox, but this is great news. The one weak point was the strange vocalist. The music is actually pretty good.

 

[JayKeeley]

Atrox > Madder Mortem

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Or, to draw a parallel:

Wisdom teeth pulled > Root canal

 

[Papa Josh]

I like Atrox, but this is great news. The one weak point was the strange vocalist. The music is actually pretty good.

Agreed. And reading that forum, it's hilarious at the amount of "fanboy/fangirls" there are... "Atrox will never find anyone that can sing, paint or wite like Monika!"

That is too fuckin funny!!!!!!

 

[Dark One]

Or, to draw a parallel:

Wisdom teeth pulled > Root canal

Or, shitting yourself without pants on > shitting yourself while upside down without pants on

 

[JayKeeley]

Hehehe, so many variations....

getting arse raped by two dudes > getting arse raped by three dudes

 

[Dark One]

Hehehe, so many variations....

getting arse raped by two dudes > getting arse raped by three dudes

LOL, or getting arse raped by your girlfriend wearing a strap on > getting arse raped by your transexual girlfriend not wearing a strap on

 

[NAD]

Blowing your dad > blowing your Grandad

 

[Demonspell]

finding your girlfriend blowing another man > waking up naked next to another man

 

[JayKeeley]

Doing your dog up the arse > Doing your mum up the arse

 

[NAD]

Felching a dead woman > felching a dead man with a dead gerbil inside

 

[Black Winter Day]

sick bastards

 

[lurch70]

now i know why you guys don't like female singers

 

[NAD]

Making sweet sweet love to Dom DeLuise > Listening to Sara Macacalin

"Suck on deez, biotch!!!"