The Power of a Royal Carnage review compels you...

This whole thing is kind of like when the lesser-known Andy Kaufman challenged Jerry Lawler to a rasslin' match. Or maybe it was the other way around. At any rate, they were both famous when it was done. You know what they say...any publicity... ;)
 
Hehehe funnist thread posted on RC in this decade:worship:
We all should really say thanks to Burkhard for making this thread that little bit more funny.

It sounded like: "Oh, you got arse raped by two dudes? Cheer up, it´s still better than listening to Agnete Kirkevaag´s vocals!"
:tickled: I fell of the chair at about this point
5 stars from me hehe
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Burkhard said:
@Dark Chapter: First of all, my post wasn´t addressed to "everyone", but those who still seem to be in their "anal phase". Second, it´s not about favourite bands being thrashed. I know very well that not everyone shares the same opinion about everything and I definitely don´t expect everyone to do so! It´s about that implying that it would be good news/funny if a vocalist you dislike killed herself is simply tasteless! It´s like saying: "This world would be a better place, if she was dead, because her voice sucks." I know that JayKeeley´s wording was different, but some people seemed to find the thought of Agnete Kirkevaag killing herself very entertaining. Third, JayKeeley´s way to compare Monika´s vocals to "getting arse raped by two dudes" and Agente´s vocals to "getting arse raped by three dudes" wasn´t funny at all, either (as well as some other posts in the same vein). It sounded like: "Oh, you got arse raped by two dudes? Cheer up, it´s still better than listening to Agnete Kirkevaag´s vocals!" or "Oh, you got arse raped by one guy? Still better than listening to Monika Edvardsen´s vocals!" and people just start laughing their heads off. It´s pouring out sheer contempt, like saying that these two vocalists deserve to be held in contempt just because of the way they sing.
Finally, does the music of Madder Mortem and Atrox have any profound impact on the personal life of those who criticise it? I could as well say: "It´s vocals, albeit crude, but accept it." You tell me to accept their criticism, but don´t want to accept mine? Is this a one-way road? By the way, if there was a rule that you may only post about things which have a profound impact on your personal life, the vast majority of threads on UM would have to be closed down immediately - including this one.

I am really agree with you ...
But I just think that many people on this thread are just to stupids...

you don't like some vocals ? ok ... as you wish but you don't critic them as professionnals, you just have 2 words of vocabulary : "shit" and "anal"
I don't understand why you need to harrass singers you don't like ... if you can't stand their voices, just listen to something alse...

But sure is it very FunnY to say insults, hidden by nicknames and computers ..!
 
:grin: :grin: :grin:

This thread is a pisser ... not sure who is making fun of who. I think the Euros are taking shit a little too seriously ... but I still like Atrox better than root canal.

ANAL > SHIT > RAPE > MUD BUTT
 
Klaair said:
I am really agree with you ...
But I just think that many people on this thread are just to stupids...

you don't like some vocals ? ok ... as you wish but you don't critic them as professionnals, you just have 2 words of vocabulary : "shit" and "anal"
I don't understand why you need to harrass singers you don't like ... if you can't stand their voices, just listen to something alse...

But sure is it very FunnY to say insults, hidden by nicknames and computers ..!
i am really the agree,,, maybe this "royal the carnage" shall grows up and not harras with the foul bad words coming , out of their mouth . like childs : only can says "shit" and "anal" and "i dont like so much" , just listen to, something: else. when you have running magazine , you don't "critic" the artist's.


...! good thing my vacabulury is gooder.
 
Klaair said:
I am really agree with you ...
"But I just think that many people on this thread are just to stupids..."

"But sure is it very FunnY to say insults, hidden by nicknames and computers ..!"

And there ya go, condescend others for behaviour you partake in yourself! Congrats on the hypocritical stance. I love people, i really do :dopey:
 
Erik said:
i am really the agree,,, maybe this "royal the carnage" shall grows up and not harras with the foul bad words coming , out of their mouth . like childs : only can says "shit" and "anal" and "i dont like so much" , just listen to, something: else. when you have running magazine , you don't "critic" the artist's.


...! good thing my vacabulury is gooder.
Erik > teh yuo

This is the best thread since that Avril Lavigne bit from awhile back. :tickled:
 
oh btw NAD, since the post office is closed today and i didn't get a chance to mail your CD out on Saturday. Is there anything else you would like to hear that you have not before? Maybe i'll have it or not *shrug* Thought i'd post this here since it's at the top of the heap rather than creating a new thread.
 
Unless you have some must hear bootlegs, I can't think of anything. You can send me anything you want though, I'll listen to it. :)

And thanks again, just let me know any copies you want, I have all kinds of crazy crap.
 
Only MUST HEAR boot i have is maybe the Samhain "Black Dream" one. I like a lot of stuff, a little from most genres.
 
Dark Chapter said:
And there ya go, condescend others for behaviour you partake in yourself! Congrats on the hypocritical stance. I love people, i really do :dopey:

I think you have too many hamburgers in you brain ...
it is perhaps the reason why can't understand what I say.... Who knows ?? :loco:
:yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
by the way ... when i said "you are stupid" it is not the same as creating a thread in order to harrass an artist...
My sentence was not hypocritical ...I am sure you know it yourself .. you are just playing with it because you have nothing alse to say.
 
Klaair said:
I think you have too many hamburgers in you brain ...
it is perhaps the reason why can't understand what I say.... Who knows ?? :loco:
:yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
by the way ... when i said "you are stupid" it is not the same as creating a thread in order to harras an artist...
My sentence was not hypocritical ...I am sure you know it yourself .. you are just playing with it because you have nothing alse to say.
i thinks about this ... closing: probably straight-line of dovrte of the advanced side, or in English it it has proven the end to possibly, learn because it is exempted on the other hand like the total of the; idiot, why you kiss it that you are you in ... tribune true of the! slaughter the hour that: you see, because they were never emitted it were ... not here ? Burkhard has invites - lheos, hein ?
 
:lol: It just keeps getting better!

Did anyone notice that this is the ROYAL CARNAGE forum? We didn't go the code666 forum or Monika's website to say "haha, yuo are teh sux0rz!1111111"

Besides the fact that the topic of Atrox ceased around post #5.

Game on... :Spin:
 
Klaair said:
I think you have too many hamburgers in you brain ...
it is perhaps the reason why can't understand what I say.... Who knows ?? :loco:
:yuk: :yuk: :yuk: :yuk:
by the way ... when i said "you are stupid" it is not the same as creating a thread in order to harras an artist...
My sentence was not hypocritical ...I am sure you know it yourself .. you are just playing with it because you have nothing alse to say.
ehhh, the whole subject is lost on you, and there you go trying to insult someone again and trying to stereotype me. You must have a difficult time crossing the language barrier if you fail to understand what's going on here. That or you just turn a blind eye to it and decide to ramble on about a whole lot of nothing. Also, there is no harassment going on, the conversation was taken out of sight of those who would may have been offended by parties related to Atrox or Monica. The thread is meant for people who participate in the Royal Carnage community so it does not qualify as harassment on any level. Let me post a few definitions or uses of the word harassment for your understanding because i know you will come up with some dumb shit if i don't.
1. This verb means to trouble persistently or incessantly
2. Harass and harry imply systematic persecution by besieging with repeated annoyances, threats, or demands (which would mean that this thread should have been directed specifically AT MONICA to fall into this category)

Ok, now please don't take another 45 minutes to come up with a short-sighted reply.