The Power of a Royal Carnage review compels you...
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Agalloch show was brilliant. I felt that if I didn't go, I would deserve to get beats with a stick.
I know I'm late to this thread, but I want to have a say too....I've even been sent 4 e-mails complaining about the thread (directed at me, Papa Josh, and npearce). Everyone else got off lightly! I actually thought npearce was pretty innocent!
This is mayhem. Could this be a better thread than the Celtic Frost thread though? That one's still a gem I reckon.
I know I'm late to this thread, but I want to have a say too....I've even been sent 4 e-mails complaining about the thread (directed at me, Papa Josh, and npearce). Everyone else got off lightly! I actually thought npearce was pretty innocent!
This is mayhem. Could this be a better thread than the Celtic Frost thread though? That one's still a gem I reckon.
Nate The Great
What would Nathan do?
Black Winter Day
Member
CF thread is the best because it was probably my 'intro' to the forum and none of you would have lived this long if it weren't for me, right???
this thread is funnier, but i still do not have a new sig from it!
this thread is funnier, but i still do not have a new sig from it!
Black Winter Day
Member
You know, when I made up that fake police report (yes, it was fake I'll have you all know), I thought that everyone would get the play on words with regards to the "rusty spoon" and "pint of bleach". Burkhard - you've even read my Madder Mortem review so I thought you would see the funny side of it.Burkhard said:
Are you talking about people in general or just in RC?
Damn, I thought I was being supportive when I wrote Atrox > Madder Mortem !! I still believe that too. The whole thing about being arse raped by multiple gentlemen was really just a continuation and thread jack of the dentistry comparison. Someone said something about root canal I believe.
Heh, to be fair, and this was already pointed out, this is the RC forum, not the Atrox or code666 forum. It's therefore the equivalent of you coming into a private conversation demanding to be heard.
MadeInNewJersey
nursing my wounds
Black Winter Day
Member
i'll translate further...NAD said:Well that makes perfect sense to me!
"Good lord why is it that the Europeans always seem to think that everyone else is moronic and "substance-less"? As NADster says, "this wire stopped and renounced there is a lot of a lot of moons to be" on the subject of atrox and their sensitive, trollish, former singer. It is important that this is OUR SCREWED-UP FORUM and OUR SCREWED-UP WEBZINE, and, the last time i checked, meant we could write what we fucking wanted, no?
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
The Celtic Frost thread touched on so many levels, that one will be hard to beat. The watches bit was fucking classic!
I'm still shocked some people took this thread seriously. I guess if you don't hang around the forum on a daily basis like most of us maybe you'll miss some of the sense of humor. But come on... taking this thread seriously is like watching Monty Python's Holy Grail and expecting to come out with a full history on the Middle Ages.
Actually, there is quite a lot to be learned from that movie. Ignore what I just said.
I'm still shocked some people took this thread seriously. I guess if you don't hang around the forum on a daily basis like most of us maybe you'll miss some of the sense of humor. But come on... taking this thread seriously is like watching Monty Python's Holy Grail and expecting to come out with a full history on the Middle Ages.
Actually, there is quite a lot to be learned from that movie. Ignore what I just said.
SonOfNun
Bill Ward's Red Pants
This thread has been an extremely hilarious read and that translation site rules. "Until all the internal marks of the wage it has taste of this thousand
reasons the nine, that one that arrests with the work emits the strong
master." Whatever that is suppose to mean.
Ayeka
Hell Bent For Leather!
A directly good boy is heJayKeeley said:
(or rather - I've been a good boy! God I'm going to get addicted to that translator!)
Demonspell
cheating the polygraph
I'm also surprised that this thread caused such an uproar and the jokes were misinterpreted as being hostile towards its satirical targets...anyway, here are my comments from earlier in the thread put through translator hell:
- Geisteskrankeres of the hour therefore the Mortem can only follow the
example relative.
- It finds its friend, the end that will be burned by others, the end to
wake up above of the intelligent man next to a other man
- Geisteskrankeres of the hour therefore the Mortem can only follow the
example relative.
- It finds its friend, the end that will be burned by others, the end to
wake up above of the intelligent man next to a other man
ChiefB
The Truth Seeker
This is an incredibly funny thread !! I absolutely adore idiots especially when they come onto this forum thinking it to be an extension of another foum like code6666 or whatever.
Burkhard, honestly, what planet are you on? Have you not heard the term, "those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?"
Mr Chocolate Klaair - you are a bafoon my friend and I have something for you:
What is him about the French who find by chance as baffoons pompeux.Never in my apogee, have read me a sight of entertainment expressed by an imbecile. Thank God for the battle of Trafalgar and Nelson praise differently we would have been forced to speak French for eternity.
Thank you and G'day.
Burkhard, honestly, what planet are you on? Have you not heard the term, "those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?"
Mr Chocolate Klaair - you are a bafoon my friend and I have something for you:
What is him about the French who find by chance as baffoons pompeux.Never in my apogee, have read me a sight of entertainment expressed by an imbecile. Thank God for the battle of Trafalgar and Nelson praise differently we would have been forced to speak French for eternity.
Thank you and G'day.
Papa Josh
Minister of Propaganda
J.
Old Fart
Maybe I lack a sense of humor, but I never thought the "incident" with Atrox was funny at all. oh well, life goes on.
SonOfNun
Bill Ward's Red Pants
J. said:Maybe I lack a sense of humor, but I never thought the "incident" with Atrox was funny at all. oh well, life goes on.
Perhaps I miss d'un direction of l'humour, but I n'ai ever
thought the "incident" with Atrox was funny well with whole
OH, the life continues.
(aka, if nothing else, at least we got that translator out of it. How the crap did you not find the ">" comparisons funny?
)Reading this thread made me want to listen to Atrox again, so I am right now.
I guess I'm just a freak 'cause I think her voice is cool. She doesn't quite have the range of Karyn Crisis or Dawn Crosby, but she's interesting. Kind of like Bjork on crack. Music is pretty decent, too. I'll have to pick up one of their CDs one of these days.
I guess I'm just a freak 'cause I think her voice is cool. She doesn't quite have the range of Karyn Crisis or Dawn Crosby, but she's interesting. Kind of like Bjork on crack. Music is pretty decent, too. I'll have to pick up one of their CDs one of these days.
Demonspell
cheating the polygraph
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
I kinda liked her voice, only heard one track though. Either way, this thread > Atrox.
EDIT: Just in case better throw a disclaimer out. This thread is better than Atrox, in my opinion only, not the opinions of everyone at Royal Carnage, Ultimate Metal, or any random spybots patrolling the place. This comment was meant for humour only, not to be taken seriously. Post may cause drowsiness, use at own discretion. No warranty or injury claims may be made due to the effect of this post. You cannot pass Go and you cannot collect $200.
EDIT: Just in case better throw a disclaimer out. This thread is better than Atrox, in my opinion only, not the opinions of everyone at Royal Carnage, Ultimate Metal, or any random spybots patrolling the place. This comment was meant for humour only, not to be taken seriously. Post may cause drowsiness, use at own discretion. No warranty or injury claims may be made due to the effect of this post. You cannot pass Go and you cannot collect $200.
