The "Random Bullshit" Thread

yeah, I had the same problem some hours ago...it didn´t let me log in at all, and then all of a sudden, there was no problem anymore *laughing*
 
yeah, but Ari indeed had better times and results some years ago...a pity he failed like this at the olympic games -.-´
same for Tomas Verner -.- or Viktor Pfeifer... -.-
 
lol...figure skating outfits are still lookin better thanthos ethe guys doing short track skating or so wear LOOOL
 
Cari said:
i HATE dancing
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Muslim couple, preparing for their wedding meets the Mullah for counseling. The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.

The man asks, "We realize it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women. But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."

"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."

"So after the ceremony I can't even dance with my own wife?"

"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."

"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"

"Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Sex is OK with in marriage, to have children!"

"What about different positions?" asks the man.

"No problem," says the Mullah.

"Woman on top?" the man asks.

"Sure," says the Mullah. "Go for it!"

"Doggy style?"

"Sure! "

"On the kitchen table?"

"Yes, yes!"

"Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey and a porno video?"

"You may indeed!"

"Can we do it standing up?"

"No." says the Mullah."

"Why not?" asks the man.

"It could lead to dancing.

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*falls off chair laughing*

this is sooo amazingly funny...here the hell do you have all this stuff from? *still laughing*
 
Cari said:
where the hell do you have all this stuff from?
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It's just coincidental that joke was among some chain emails I get / forward to people on my mailing list yesterday.

I'm also not a fan of dancing. Do You Think You Can Dance is big here, it's in its second season at least and I haven't watched an ep. yet.

They say the men that hate dancing don't like it because they can't.

I'm sure I could learn, I've done martial arts and it's just as coreographed when you're taught the techniques, it sometimes feels like dancing.

I thought of maybe one day taking dancing lessons to help with co-ordination and just the exercise aspects of it but the hardest thing for me by far would be the looks on the faces of family and friends when I tell them - and knowing that they're thinking, "OMG HE'S GAY!"

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Not all dances look bad, some can be rather macho. . . take for example this dance which is a true combination of all needed for martial arts . . . cardio, flexibility, speed, stick handling, and music (yes, capoeira is not the original music based martial art). It also forces you to focus your attention while constantly annoying you with multicoloured ribbons and stitch work. The occasional martial arts screams are also more than omnipresent. My words fail to capture the greatness of the dance . . just enjoy all 8 minutes and 56 seconds:



:headbang::kickass::headbang::kickass::headbang::kickass:

cheers,
wm_crash, the friendly hooligan
 
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Talking about appendages, there is a lady at the post office here who does not have thumbs. Instead of thumbs, she has like another index finger. Every time I see her I think to myself: "natural born guitar player". She does a few things differently, like holding the pen.

cheers,
wm_crash, the friendly hooligan
 
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