The "Random Bullshit" Thread
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AndreasS
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dennisrammstein
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StoneWoman
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AndreasS
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isn't "french kissing a peach" some weird way of saying you want to turn oral on a girl?
And the banana thing has to have something to do with the male version of that....I guess =S
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And the banana thing has to have something to do with the male version of that....I guess =S
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Explicit Content!
dennisrammstein
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AndreasS
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StephenSLR
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So you prefer bananas and plums instead of the elusive stocking tuna, furry taco's or bearded clams?
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AndreasS
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StephenSLR
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StephenSLR
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StephenSLR
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A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME &
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you .. You have no legs!
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
'Rang the doorbell didn't I?'
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She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME &
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you .. You have no legs!
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
'Rang the doorbell didn't I?'
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AndreasS
Dutch Demon
dennisrammstein
F*cking B.A. Fool
AndreasS
Dutch Demon
yeah it is, and has been so for a few days.
Is everyone just missing Carina like crazy or what?
Is everyone just missing Carina like crazy or what?
hahahahahahaha, missing me? no ways XD
and be careful what you write, i was reading it, just not posting...laziness holidays stay holidays...i needed an off time from you
and be careful what you write, i was reading it, just not posting...laziness holidays stay holidays...i needed an off time from you
AndreasS
Dutch Demon
lol thank you VERY much for the kind words -_-'
The place has been rather dead the last few days...
The place has been rather dead the last few days...
you should be the first one to know how I mean that
ah well, there is just nothing really going on...thats the main prob...even though off topic always is working more than everything else...but somewhen people just think: wont be much of new stuff coming online, therefore, lets skip it XD
ah well, there is just nothing really going on...thats the main prob...even though off topic always is working more than everything else...but somewhen people just think: wont be much of new stuff coming online, therefore, lets skip it XD
AndreasS
Dutch Demon
