The "Random Bullshit" Thread

I now hate men to the point even my tom cat pisses me off
Happy times
@Katie, whose left LSCT to the point they're advertising in kerrang for members?

hahaha they're advertising in kerrang???? It's Olli, the guitarist, it's a shame, he's a really nice guy. i'm really gutted i didn't get to go to his last gig :(
hehe and i love the fact that you put hating men and LSCT in the same message, those two are very much linked in my mind right now!!!!
gah men!

YA RLY!

LMAO epic bad mood of the century, I'm all good now


Mika <3's Men (and Cipher) ((and Katie))

awww i love you too mika hehe
 
really random, hm...not really...

buryied my england-turisas-plans but have two gigs coming anyways XD
 
insanely bored, see a katie, entertainment please!!!
Plus that lady from rock n pole hasn't called yet, I'm wondering if i gave her the right number lol
sometimes I say 9 instead of 7 :s
 
haha that's just silly.
where is it you're gonna do rock n' pole, cos that's what our class is called...

last weeks class was soooooooooo good though. i took both hands off during gemini, did butterfly the first time i attempted it, did side climb into teddy and did a handstand against the pole, so proud! but damn it you should see the bruises! hell you might, they're still purple they might still be there by bloodstock! hehe
 
Not in Leeds lol
I guess its a company that does it or trains the instructors I don't know, but I'm doing it *hopefully* at a gym near where I live
All of what you said besides the handstand was gobble-de-gook. Bruises!! lol I have many recently, god knows where they've come from:s
 
haha the gobble de gook
how dare she steal my name! hehe although there was a katie in my class for a while, rather confusing, we became katie dragonforce and katie america (as she was going to america)
 
Because they suck obviously.

fear so, it´s my boss for working temporarily when people are needed...and he said i should work on 7th august and he´d call me to tell me details today until lunchtime...oh yeah, sure...
 
right, gobble de gook translation.

Gemini:
gemini.jpg


Butterfly:
AOD_nixi_blog_butterfly.jpg


Couldn't find a good picture to demonstrate side climb, but below is the basic position. instead of being wrapped around the pole, you're bodies out to the side and you climb using you knee and ankle:
SideStepClimb.jpg


and then at the top of the pole go from the side climb position to the teddy position below:
teddy.jpg
 
And you didn't die how?
Shit girlie, I'm taking knee pads!!
However the first picture looks like a bloke in trainers, gladly the second one has much more sensible shoes on LOL
It looks awesome though
 
because i'm awesome! :p
but seriously i've never had such bad bruises, i destroyed all the muscles in my arms and shoulders from all the going upside down...
damn it it's worth it though :D
i'll try and get some new pictures this week as i should have my laptop too.
ooh you seen the pole dancing vids on my myspace?
hehe and yes, it's all about the shoes!
 
i guess i could never do that....in addition noone would want to see me doing that anyways LOL