The 'randomest sentence you can think of' thread

[zabu of nΩd]

Because this forum needs more randomness. I'll start us off:

Donkeys are brown.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Now that I think about it, maybe this should've been in thread games. Oh well.

 

[ShredHeadJHJ]

When I woke up at wood block I ran out of the disk defragmentation of my long hard/soft Lamborgheni El Camino to find that my now materialized left third ass cheek hair was on fire resulting in an overload or in other words spite demon scent of vaginal mutilation of my back Idaho eyebrow, metaphorically speaking in the sense that is everything evening & twitching.

 

[Cythraul]

'If I'm a music department, I'm a snakepit.'

That's actually a sentence in one of my philosophy of language books.

 

[Pessimism]

Snort dayquil with milk

 

[FenriR]

Indeedly chickenbutt, the meringuetangs are coming.

 

[Mythos Inibri]

whether it was which way that one or before?

 

[Zephyrus]

guacamole power ranger

 

[The Ozzman]

A Minnesota bridge likes to chase the sunshine with a keyboard

 

[Son of Magni]

Pigs don't live in trees.

 

[Valerie]

He won't be able to say "There's no place like home".

 

[King Richard]

Mouth my in and face my in boobs like I. It about think you if world the in thing best the are they.

 

[skeptik]

Shit thread.

 

[mutantllama]

Fuck, gotta go, someone stole my keyboard!

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Shit thread.

Your mom's a shit thread.

 

[The Ozzman]

That's what she said

 

[zabu of nΩd]

You're not allowed to be a helicopter, so why don't you just suck it up and be a mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-θ-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ldy cheese?

 

[King Richard]

nightwish blows

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

This reminds me of a life goal I once set for myself, and it was to create the most pointless sentence in history. The rules are that it must be a complete sentence and it can not have any impact on anyone whatsoever. It's a lot harder than it sounds.

 

[mutantllama]

Sheep grow on doorknobs.