The 'randomest sentence you can think of' thread

[zabu of nΩd]

Button cookie says that's fine.

This reminds me of a life goal I once set for myself, and it was to create the most pointless sentence in history. The rules are that it must be a complete sentence and it can not have any impact on anyone whatsoever. It's a lot harder than it sounds.

How exactly would you know if you'd found the most pointless sentence?

 

[Ender Rises]

What sound does a moose make?

 

[mutantllama]

typing glass is sex.

 

[supseudonymous]

This reminds me of a life goal I once set for myself, and it was to create the most pointless sentence in history. The rules are that it must be a complete sentence and it can not have any impact on anyone whatsoever. It's a lot harder than it sounds.

I am I.

 

[Ender Rises]

Pigs don't live in trees.

Dude... post more.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Let's all have a picnic at the fragrant pony fountain!

 

[Cythraul]

guacamole power ranger

That's not a sentence; that's a noun phrase.

This would be a sentence: In 1933 Adolf Hitler met with guacamole power rangers to discuss seal skin futures.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

He could have been using it as an interjection, you know.

i.e. "I just lost my car keys! GUACAMOLE POWER RANGER!!!!"

 

[The Ozzman]

This could just become a page of non sequiturs, like

I own a fast car; women love me

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

No he was clearly anally drilling the parsimonious fiancee.

 

[skeptik]

God this thread sucks.

 

[Pessimism]

What sound does a moose make?

yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip

 

[ohiogrinder]

I have to clean out my Sphincter before I go to work.

 

[mutantllama]

God this thread sucks.

This thread is gay. I win! How could a thread like another of it's sex when it doesn't even have one!

 

[FenriR]

The rape of the rainbow-flavoured bananana river is vengeful, yea, and flying flip flops of all flimsiness shalt come for Tesco's saving vouchers and the rise and flush of a new oyster.

 

[Manic Ferocity]

Vaginally discharged mammal comes to send his forces upon the ancient land of Candy Cane Mountain.

 

[mutantllama]

I raped a dollar bill using my headphone in the cap.

 

[FenriR]

Ergonomically toasted slurs on Italians are pedantically the most galivantial and flamingoviantastical eggmongers on the surface and polish of the grapevine yesterday.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Bob went sledding.

 

[General Zaroff]

Sometimes when no one's home I enjoy separating M&M's into color groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures.