The Return... of EMPEROR!!!

Are they going to tour with Dimmu Borgir ?

Imagine 3 hours emperor borgir's symphonic chaos!

sssaaattaaanniccaaaapppphhhooonnicccaaaaa

Krieg

Then Mayhem can reunite with Maniac beating him over the head on stage with his liquer bottle while hellhammer plays his drum triggers. Maniac will be laying on the stage bleeding. Dead will return as a zombie walking onto the stage. Dead steps on Maniacs head and yells 'fuck your stage fright you pussy'. Mayhem's about to play realizing their guitarist Blasphemer is in some strippers waiting room putting on eyeliner.

They need a guitarist really bad so Necrobutcher calls Count Grishnach in jail telling him to break out. Grishnach somehow escapes showing up at the gig.

As they start the first song..... Oystein Aarseth runs on stage as a zombie still in his underwear yelling BBBRRAAAAINNNNSSSSSSS I WANT YOUR BRAIN VARG, AARGGGG BRRAAINNS
 
The Greys said:
Are they going to tour with Dimmu Borgir ?

Imagine 3 hours emperor borgir's symphonic chaos!

sssaaattaaanniccaaaapppphhhooonnicccaaaaa

Krieg

Then Mayhem can reunite with Maniac beating him over the head on stage with his liquer bottle while hellhammer plays his drum triggers. Maniac will be laying on the stage bleeding. Dead will return as a zombie walking onto the stage. Dead steps on Maniacs head and yells 'fuck your stage fright you pussy'. Mayhem's about to play realizing their guitarist Blasphemer is in some strippers waiting room putting on eyeliner.

They need a guitarist really bad so Necrobutcher calls Count Grishnach in jail telling him to break out. Grishnach somehow escapes showing up at the gig.

As they start the first song..... Oystein Aarseth runs on stage as a zombie still in his underwear yelling BBBRRAAAAINNNNSSSSSSS I WANT YOUR BRAIN VARG, AARGGGG BRRAAINNS

:lol: You can make a play out of that.
 
10293847 said:
:lol:

New Immortal was boring. :zzz:

Glad they quit with only releasing two below average albums.



Thats bullshit, the last 3 albums were musically superior by a long shot. The riffs were more interesting and played with more finesse. Plust there were less blast beats that got really repetitive.
 
The Greys said:
Are they going to tour with Dimmu Borgir ?

Imagine 3 hours emperor borgir's symphonic chaos!

sssaaattaaanniccaaaapppphhhooonnicccaaaaa

Krieg

Then Mayhem can reunite with Maniac beating him over the head on stage with his liquer bottle while hellhammer plays his drum triggers. Maniac will be laying on the stage bleeding. Dead will return as a zombie walking onto the stage. Dead steps on Maniacs head and yells 'fuck your stage fright you pussy'. Mayhem's about to play realizing their guitarist Blasphemer is in some strippers waiting room putting on eyeliner.

They need a guitarist really bad so Necrobutcher calls Count Grishnach in jail telling him to break out. Grishnach somehow escapes showing up at the gig.

As they start the first song..... Oystein Aarseth runs on stage as a zombie still in his underwear yelling BBBRRAAAAINNNNSSSSSSS I WANT YOUR BRAIN VARG, AARGGGG BRRAAINNS

shut up cody
 
BlackMetalTyrant said:
Thats bullshit, the last 3 albums were musically superior by a long shot. The riffs were more interesting and played with more finesse. Plust there were less blast beats that got really repetitive.

DIB and SOND is catchy heavy metal. It's great drinking music with your buddies, but it's not exactly deep. For a one-of-a-kind listening experience, I suggest you keep Pure Holocaust on repeat.
 
Nothing Immortal ever did was "deep," don't come with that bullshit. Abbath and Demonaz are far from musical geniuses. That's not to say that they haven't put out quality material, but the quality doesn't stem from some kind of higher plain of excellence, that's for damn sure.
 
Dodens Grav said:
Nothing Immortal ever did was "deep," don't come with that bullshit. Abbath and Demonaz are far from musical geniuses. That's not to say that they haven't put out quality material, but the quality doesn't stem from some kind of higher plain of excellence, that's for damn sure.

:loco:

Or maybe you're just a retard.
 
Dodens Grav said:
Nothing Immortal ever did was "deep," don't come with that bullshit. Abbath and Demonaz are far from musical geniuses. That's not to say that they haven't put out quality material, but the quality doesn't stem from some kind of higher plain of excellence, that's for damn sure.

i agree
they're not an amazing band by any means. they just write some kickass music. they're just a bunch of dudes