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The Emptier

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Oct 28, 2006
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I GOT MY NEW GUITAR!

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so on saturday i drove to like 7 guitar shops to look for guitars. went to guitar center of course played a lot of things there. then i went to this store called apple, i've heard it really good, but i heard the service wasnt to great. so i stepped in...my god. just hundreds of guitars. first thing i see is that see through jem with the light and shit. already sold. i also see a jem dna, and a jem 777. im like SHIT! i look at the multitude of guitars...and i set my eyes upon....THE ALEXI they had the black and white, and black and yellow. so i asked this guy to help me pull down the black n yellow one. he says that he'll take me into the back room so its quieter. so he hooks me up to like a 3000 dollar marshall half stack. im like hell ya! i start playing and it fucking amazing. way better then i expected. and he just keeps bringing guitar after guitar in. so then we leave. the next day we go there, and my guitar teacher brandon is there to help me pick out a guitar. so i first get the alexi down, and he starts playing it. and hes totally impressed with it. he plays some others and he says hands down that one is the one to get. my mom is obsessed with me playing "other genres" so he plays some jazz and classic rock stuff, and he says that he was impressed with how it held up for a primarily metal guitar. so we talk to that same guy, who turns out to be the fucking owner, nicest guy on the planet. and my mom says she will think about it. (oh yeah i forgot to say he has a fucking 1954 strat, worth almost 1m. he has some fucking rare ass guitars, ask about it and he probably has it). so she goes home and then se takes a walk. when she comes back she said she thought about it a lot, and she decided that its the best for me and that she'll get it tomorrow (today). im fucking excited as hell, as soon as school got out today i called my mum and asked if she had it and she did. so i just fucking pretty much ran a mile to get to my house. and there it is! i had already played it a lot before at the store...but man it was unreal! it plays so beautifully, the sustain is amazing, access to the higher frets is awesome, very easy playibility sitting down, best guitar i've ever played standing up. just awesome sounding tone, it sounds like a real god damn pro guitar. and of course it look just amazing. the OFR is orgasmic, the simplicity is just what i need.



SO SUCK ON THAT!
 
good. now deepthroat the headstock and curlupanddiekthnx

:p
 
why would i be jealous of something i cant even play?

i'd be jealous if you had a subaru impreza WRX STi

but since you cant even drive...
 
nice guitar man, i prefer the edwards a lot more but i played one ltd alexi and its great ...and wtf cuz he bought that guitar the "fanboy"thing always come up ..its a nice guitar ..play well if thats the one he wanted stfu :rolleyes: ..i bought the edwards white scythes not cuz alexi plays an esp white scythes i bought it cuz thats what i was looking for a rr style guitar with 24 fret and beautiful not cuz i wannabe laiho sure he is one of my favorite guitarist but it just seems that everything related to laiho is worse than anyone else ...fanboy...wannabe...poser thats annoying you wont see that skinda shit on an steve vai forum or anything ...so cmon stop posting useless comments
 
nice guitar man, i prefer the edwards a lot more but i played one ltd alexi and its great ...and wtf cuz he bought that guitar the "fanboy"thing always come up ..its a nice guitar ..play well if thats the one he wanted stfu :rolleyes: ..i bought the edwards white scythes not cuz alexi plays an esp white scythes i bought it cuz thats what i was looking for a rr style guitar with 24 fret and beautiful not cuz i wannabe laiho sure he is one of my favorite guitarist but it just seems that everything related to laiho is worse than anyone else ...fanboy...wannabe...poser thats annoying you wont see that skinda shit on an steve vai forum or anything ...so cmon stop posting useless comments

That kind of shit happens whenever somebody buys an artist series model, mostly in north america since most europeeans aren't that narrow-minded.

Anyways, props to emptifier for getting the guitar he truly wanted :headbang: You're gonna enjoy the fuck out of it.
 
and hey! here comes heartless and his word pillagings, im surprised he didnt come here sooner to fill my thread with redneck hate

Yeh cuz Canada is filled with rednecks :lol: And that's cool you got your guitar, but it prolly cost more than everything in my room, well, not really but it was prolly a waste. I can't wait till you get bored of it and it collects dust in the corner of your poseurkid dream room. :lol:
 
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why would i get bored with it...

Cuz you're 13 dude. Once you grow out of your "I'm a rebel and metal is awesome" phase, you'll find a new trend and new MUST-HAVE expense that your parent will be burdened with. Thta's usually the case anyways, a lot changes from age 13-18, 5 years is a lifetime for you.