The Simple Life

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Just imagine seeing all these ads on TV for some crazy looking glam band called Sexcess or something stupid like that haha that nobody has ever heard of before, never even played a gig before, and they're playing Telstradome with Poison as support hahahaha! And its being promoted as the biggest show of the century hahahhaa. And nobody even knows who we are.

I'd have to make the admission free so we can fill the arena hahahaha! But imagine doing that, if you put on a good show that's a good way to score yourself 40,000 new fans overnight haha!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Nicole's face looks like my scrotum. She is fuckin ugly.

And Paris looks uglier.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

You would have to play a pretty good show Troops, but yeah, I see what you mean and it would be awesome haha!

Play a blinding 3 hour set with some awesome covers too.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Well see I reckon no matter how good the music is, the problem is that hard rock & hair style bands just don't get exposure. Done well its very easy music to enjoy and most people do enjoy it but just don't hear it. So this is a way to let 40,000 people hear it in the best way possible - a big live show! 100 decibels of it with a mindblowing stageshow!

So I reckon yeah, 2 hours of kick ass hard rocking originals (with the biggest choruses and most ass-kicking attitude ever, that's my goal with everything I write haha), and an hour of classic hair metal covers mixed in, with a big pyro show, huge lighting display and awesome looking stage set and tons of special effects and theatrics scattered throughout.... it will be like rolling Kiss, Alice Cooper, Motley Crue, WASP, Poison & Bon Jovi into one but more massive than all of them! Hahaha!

Who wouldn't go away from that thinking "What an awesome show! That was a great night! So much fun!" haha!

Just a shame I don't have millions of dollars to afford to put this plan into action haha!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

This forum rules, a thread about Paris Hilton being a skank can turn into talking about putting on a huge glam rock concert for free haha.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

I turn alot of threads into discussions about glam rock don't I hahaha!

To get back on topic, I'll ask Paris & Nicole if they wanna be the strippers doing pole dancing in cages on either side of the big ramps and platforms going up around the speakers. I'm sure they'll do it.

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Actually, they are so dumb I could probably get them to pay for the show for me by saying "I'll let you strip there if you pay.." Haha!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

They probably would. Would help to draw a crowd too haha!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Would too! I could probably even charge $5 a ticket and still almost sell the venue out!

And that's a good $200,000 profit for me (pfft I'm not paying those sheilas back haha) to get started recording an album! Plus I'd have all the stage equipment to keep now after the girls were nice enough to buy it for me haha!

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I wonder if anyone has their email addresses?

 

[Southy]

well get looking for the addresses

 

[Celestial-Todd]

No, I'd disagree there...if I had unlimited money, I'd still work. The difference would be that I wouldn't have to do work I didn't like

Yeah... same here. If I was insanely rich like they are, I'd still probably work but I'd be doing something I like doing. No matter how badly it payed, since I wouldn't be worrying about the money of course!

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

If I was insanely rich I wouldn't work, but I wouldn't do nothing. I spose you could consider it work to an extent, but I don't, but as I said in the other one I'd just spend all my time playing music & also maybe making films. So you could consider making films work but if I was just getting my own projects happening and doing it for enjoyment rather than profit, then I don't really consider it work. Work to me equals doing stuff for someone else so I get paid.

 

[Goreripper]

Man if I was insanely rich I'd open my venue. Three floors of metal madness and mayhem. Ground floor, licensed cafe with an all-metal jukebox and an area for under age gigs on Saturday arvos. First floor, over-18s venue. Second floor, chill out room and all-night metal disco. I'd still have to work but I'd love it.

 

[JonBonJovi]

Paris was actually "schooled properly" she was sent to one of the best schools in New York till her parents pulled her out because of a stalker.I t was here she met her demise into party life etc. Up till then she wanted to be a vet.
Her sister got into the whole party thing as well but not to the extent Paris did. Nicki has gone and been trained by a couple of top fashion designers and designs handbags....amongst other things now.
I bet also if it was a couple of guys doing exactly what Nicole Richie and PAris HIlton do you wouldn't all be calling them names.They are only still very young they have a many a year to figure themselves out. Paris's father was the same till he was in his late twenties and finally started learning the business empire his father set up....gosh give the girls a break.

 

[Winmar]

I dunno, as far as being pathetic goes, Paris kinda does take the cake, doesn't she?! I'd say that if she was a bloke as well!

Regardless of her upbringing, she's old enough to make her own decisions in life. If I don't know about something I try to inform myself by reading about it. I've got an honours degree and a full-time job, but I've enrolled in another university degree to further my education. If she's such a dumb fuck (as she shows herself to be), isn't it up to her to do something about it? Those rich folk could learn from us commoners at times.

 

[Goreripper]

But she really doesn't need to, does she? She's been in an ivory tower all her life and really doesn't know any better. That's not a defense, but when you're surrounded by people who are pretty much the same and have little or no contact with what might be considered "normal" people and a "normal" society, you can't be expected to understand it.

 

[JonBonJovi]

Yes that is a true and valid point Winmar.
However she is only 22 has a few years before she should be seriously think about her real future. God I had all the education etc at my finger tips yet I still don't know what I want to do really career wise.....if it wasn't for me getting together with Brian I would still at 29 be out there partying every week.If the moment arose pick up somone when I felt like it.I can say and do some of the most stupid things at times. At 21 I was bringing home nearly $4000 a month only paid $85 a week in rent for the house I lived in. I just lived it up and partied, shopped till I dropped all the time. Yet where is all I had then...nowhere!
Who are we here to judge what she does or doesn't do....we only know what we are told by the media.
She has worked...maybe no where as near as much as the average person but she has done a lot of work.



Anyway my point was it is wrong to call those girls the names that were being said just because they are rich...don't show obvious signs of intelligence to the cameras....enjoy having sex with whome ever they please when ever they please.
God if a rock star behaived that way it would be seen as part of the job.

 

[Goreripper]

God if a rock star behaived that way it would be seen as part of the job.

It is.

 

[Winmar]

I'm all for chicks having sex with whomever they please! It'd certainly make things a lot easier for all the single blokes in the world looking for a root.

If she wasn't on tv or in newspapers every 2 seconds I wouldn't give a rat's arse what she did anyway. I just object to having some blonk like that shoved down my throat, when she's done nothing to deserve her fame! She does nothing except socialise, and isn't even as good looking as half the chicks I see on the street in the city on my lunch break.